Barbecued Ribs's definitions

Dickbag

A bag containing 36 dicks. No more. No less.

or

Someone who is 36 times worse than your average dick.

Kevin: Hey Mason, guess what I got you for Christmas?
Mason: What?
Kevin: A dickbag!
Mason: It's just what I've always wanted!

or

Matt: I fucked you dad.
Mason: You dickbag!

by Barbecued Ribs May 13, 2010

Slapping Ben Franklin

A euphemism meaning to masturbate.

I found some hot porn and was Slapping Ben Franklin all night.

by Barbecued Ribs April 30, 2010