Definitions by Barbecued Ribs

Schrödinger's Penis 

The paradox concluding that a penis, shielded from view by a pair of pants, shorts, skirt, etc. and is unobserved is both large and small at the same time.

Upon urbaning his name, Ben found out the he has a Schrödinger's Penis.

Schrödinger's Penis by Barbecued Ribs April 15, 2010

Batman Repellent Batspray

Further proof that Batman is prepared for anything

If Adam West as Batman fought George Clooney as Batman, Adam West would pull out his Batman Repellent Batspray.

Batman Repellent Batspray by Barbecued Ribs April 15, 2010