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(v.) To increase the size or importance of a stake in a game of risk. See poker
He decided to up the ante by placing his teenage daughter as a prize. He lost, I fucked her, baby is due in november.
by Banastré August 3, 2004
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A word used by old computer slaesmen who've never used the internet, but act like they know shit because they caught thier acne faced son surfing for BBW porn a couple of times, and memrised the URL for said BBW porn.
Oh yeah sure Mrs. Adams, I uses the internet thousands o' times. I can tell you the information superhighway is completely free of unsuitable materials. You need a password to get onto tha' stuff, and it costs lots o' money on a credit card. No such thing as hackers neither. There is just one nerd who lives in a garage somewhere in Russia, and this little device will save you from all the bad stuff an'a hackers.
by Banastré August 3, 2004
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