1 definition by Bananas_turn_me_on

A total dumbass; One who posts urban dictionary words and uses his girlfriend in the example; one who will never get head; one whose girlfriend would probably not have to practice oral sex on bananas but rather baby carrots, tootsie rolls or snack-size snickers bars.
by Bananas_turn_me_on November 11, 2008
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