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Tweaking

When I learned that in Ancient Greece having a big penis was a sign of stupidity, I started tweaking so hard
by Bambianca January 11, 2024
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morpheus glasses

Glasses that shouldn’t be possible to put on, yet are
I bet you can’t get any girls with those goofy ahh morpheus glasses
by Bambianca March 22, 2022
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Ethan

There are two types of Ethans
1: Cool older brother who's always playing video games He loves to listen to progressive rock and read Lord of the Rings. He could go on for hours about weird shit he found on the internet.
2: Violent homophobe who's probably in a group chat called "Hitler's Summer Camp
1: My brother Ethan is so cool!
2: Shut the fuck up Ethan!
by Bambianca July 31, 2023
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matrix COVID

What Agent Smith gives everybody in the matrix sequels. Matrix COVID is usually spread through an Agent Smith clone (these clones are infected people). A person who is infected with Matrix COVID has black semen that if touched, will infect the,pm. This semen usually leaks onto their hands if an infected person touches someone who isn’t infected. The semen will cover the person’s body and a Smith will emerge from the cum.

Though Smith can infect anybody, he usually goes for women. Matrix COVID is anywhere: Hospitals, nightclubs, even your own house! People who are dead can not be infected, so you should probably become an hero if you don’t want Matrix COVID, but getting it is like becoming An Hero except there is no body left over.
The black puddle on the floor reminds Sophia that if she touches it, she will get Matrix COVID
by Bambianca December 25, 2021
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I’M SHITTING ROBUX CARDS

A phrase used by ROBLOX kids to indicate when something is so incomprehensible or funny that they’re *shitting robux cards*
WHAT THE HELL? SQUID GAME MPREG? I’M SHITTING ROBUX CARDS!
by Bambianca November 3, 2021
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Destroy Dick December Decade

GUYS! DON’T POUR BLACK FLEX SEAL ON YOURSELF! YOU’LL CAUSE DESTROY DICK DECEMBER DECADE!
by Bambianca November 7, 2021
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Stalkers

A mind.in.a.box song that supposedly transforms anyone who listens into Agent Smith.
The song is about a woman who slowly finds herself being transformed into a member of a Hivemind, many believing this also changes her into a man, hence the song’s connection to Agent Smith.
Last night I went to a sci fi themed club and they started playing Stalkers and I started tweaking
by Bambianca January 4, 2024
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