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morpheus glasses

Glasses that shouldn’t be possible to put on, yet are
I bet you can’t get any girls with those goofy ahh morpheus glasses
by Bambianca March 22, 2022
mugGet the morpheus glassesmug.

Tweaking

When I learned that in Ancient Greece having a big penis was a sign of stupidity, I started tweaking so hard
by Bambianca January 11, 2024
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matrix COVID

What Agent Smith gives everybody in the matrix sequels. Matrix COVID is usually spread through an Agent Smith clone (these clones are infected people). A person who is infected with Matrix COVID has black semen that if touched, will infect the,pm. This semen usually leaks onto their hands if an infected person touches someone who isn’t infected. The semen will cover the person’s body and a Smith will emerge from the cum.

Though Smith can infect anybody, he usually goes for women. Matrix COVID is anywhere: Hospitals, nightclubs, even your own house! People who are dead can not be infected, so you should probably become an hero if you don’t want Matrix COVID, but getting it is like becoming An Hero except there is no body left over.
The black puddle on the floor reminds Sophia that if she touches it, she will get Matrix COVID
by Bambianca December 25, 2021
mugGet the matrix COVIDmug.

Girls who eat carrots

A slang that’s been trending for so long it’s like Watermelon Sugar
Why the hell is girls who eat carrots still trending?
by Bambianca March 30, 2021
mugGet the Girls who eat carrotsmug.

I’M SHITTING ROBUX CARDS

A phrase used by ROBLOX kids to indicate when something is so incomprehensible or funny that they’re *shitting robux cards*
WHAT THE HELL? SQUID GAME MPREG? I’M SHITTING ROBUX CARDS!
by Bambianca November 3, 2021
mugGet the I’M SHITTING ROBUX CARDSmug.

Veterinarian

A term that redditors call themselves in order to justify completely fake animal abuse claims and outright beat the shit out of OP mentally. The best way to piss of a veterinarian is to ask them for their license, which they will respond with a completely butthurt mental breakdown. Some veterinarians will accept that it’s not animal abuse, but others will continue screaming at you until you take brazil to them.
“I am a veterinarian and I am beyond disgusted that your porn featured a dog in it.” example 1 (found on Pornhub)
YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU FOR BATHING YOUR CAT IN WATER! I DON’T EVEN NEED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF!”- example 2 (pissed off and childish veterinarian)
You know that this is actual animal abuse. Never before in my entire life have I seen anything so disgusting and dreadful. This might be the most gruesome image I’ve ever seen”- Example 3 (butthurt veterinarian on a picture of a stupid looking hairless kitten)
by Bambianca December 19, 2021
mugGet the Veterinarianmug.

Twinning

A subgenre of TGTF, twinning is a type of transformation/TF involving one person being transformed into a copy of someone. This type of TF dates back to the late 2000s as a subgenre of TF, though it was probably popular prior to there being a name for it
"They have an episode of Miraculous Ladybug with a villain that twins people into herself!"

"Do you even KNOW how hard it is to find male twinning? I'm stuck with 3 stories, 2 drawings, the Matrix trilogy, and that one Doctor Who epsiode!"
by Bambianca January 5, 2024
mugGet the Twinningmug.

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