Baller-Ass Nigga's definitions

5069

The placement of two police automobiles in opposite directions such that the front driver's side windows of each automobie is adjacent to the other, thus facilitating conversation between the drivers.

From 50, slang for police + 69 the sexual position allowing mutual oral sex, in which two bodies lay in opposite directions.

Passenger: "Slow down, man, there are cops up ahead."
Driver: "Relax, they're not setting up a speed trap. They're just talking. See? They're in a 5069."

by Baller-Ass Nigga March 31, 2005

national review

America's Premier Conservative Magazine, which Stands Athwart History, Shouting "Stop!"

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

alpine

A car stereo made by Alpine. Considered to be the highest-quality around by the same kinds of people who think watermellon and fried chicken is gourmet cuisine.

Then I let the Alpine play/
I was pumpin' new shit by NWA.
-Easy-E, "Boyz in the Hood"

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

sextorney

Legal counsel in a court of sex. Coined by Homer Simpson in Miranda-based pre-sex talk with Marge.

"You have the right to remain sexy. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of sex. You have the right to the presence of a sextorney..."
-Homer Simpson

by Baller-Ass Nigga September 16, 2004

Klondike

a lesbian Eskimo

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003

JWRTFM

Response to the inquiry "WWJD?"

"WWJD?" asks "what would Jesus do?" "JWRTFM" replies "Jesus would RTFM (read the fucking manual)."

Q: WWJD?
A: JWRTFM!
Q: WTF?
A: RTFM, noob, you just got pwned by an 133t hax0r.

by Baller-Ass Nigga October 1, 2004

lightsaber

Weapon used by a civilization so advanced that it colonized space, but so primitive that it couldn't figure out that a small-calibre handgun works a million times better.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003