Baller-Ass Nigga's definitions

iced up

Covered in diamonds.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

lewinsky

A blow job

by Baller-Ass Nigga January 24, 2006

Will Smith's four favorite words

(1) Yeah
(2) Uh
(3) What
(4) Haha

Sample from any Will Smith rap:

"uh.. uh... yeah yeah yeah yeah... what what... haha haha!"

by Baller-Ass Nigga March 1, 2005

5069

The placement of two police automobiles in opposite directions such that the front driver's side windows of each automobie is adjacent to the other, thus facilitating conversation between the drivers.

From 50, slang for police + 69 the sexual position allowing mutual oral sex, in which two bodies lay in opposite directions.

Passenger: "Slow down, man, there are cops up ahead."
Driver: "Relax, they're not setting up a speed trap. They're just talking. See? They're in a 5069."

by Baller-Ass Nigga March 31, 2005

goose juice

Something that drips down your lah-vaa's chin.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003

teenage mutant ninja turtles

Heroes in a half-shell. Turtle power!

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

dime brizzle

An example of the disdain and contempt Snoop Dogg has for people who listen to his music. He doesn't even bother to write lyrics anymore. When he gets stuck, he throws out a "s-n-double-o-p d-o-double-g," then caps it off with a handful of "-izzles". And his brain-dead fans drink it up like the pathetic wiggers they are.

Admit it: no one has any idea what this means, not even Snoop. He just started cranking out "-izzle" words to fill space.

Snoop: I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles.
Rest of the world: What the hell does that mean?
Snoop: No idea. Dizzle shizzle izzle, s to the n to the double O P, D to the o the the dizzouble G. Jizzle rizzle vizzle wizzle zizzle. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to buy another Bentley.

by Baller-Ass Nigga January 28, 2005