el sporto de los negroes

Basketball. Literally, "the sport of blacks." See African Roundball. Often shortened to "el sporto"

-Do you want to play a little two-on-two?

-Nah, it's too hot to play el sporto de los negroes.

by Baller-Ass Nigga June 29, 2005

nome sane?

"Know what I'm saying?" in Ebonics.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 09, 2003

alpine

A car stereo made by Alpine. Considered to be the highest-quality around by the same kinds of people who think watermellon and fried chicken is gourmet cuisine.

Then I let the Alpine play/
I was pumpin' new shit by NWA.
-Easy-E, "Boyz in the Hood"

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 09, 2003

lewinsky

A blow job

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 07, 2003

Shitluck

Jason Choi '02, Swarthmore College. Phi Psi member who jumped out a second-story window in his first full weekend at college.

Did you hear that Shitluck jumped out of a second-story Wharton window?

by Baller-Ass Nigga October 01, 2004

Making love to the dead Frenchman

Urinating for the first time during heavy drinking, thereby necessitating frequent subsequent urination. See breaking the seal. Origin: Swarthmore College, ca. 2000.

After six beers, I made love to the dead Frenchman and after that I couldn't stop pissing all night.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 07, 2003

national review

America's Premier Conservative Magazine, which Stands Athwart History, Shouting "Stop!"

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 09, 2003