4 definitions by Ballbuster

Nigvitation

an invitation, but not. can be used when you are trying to be nice by inviting
someone, but have no intention of really following through if they accept.

A girl invited me to meet up with her but when it came time to meet her she was nowhere to be seen or heard, I guess it was just a nigvitation.

by Ballbuster December 17, 2004

#bainmeatflaps

What happens to the vaginal area around a women that works at Bain, usually occurs during college internships or their 19 year secretarial career. What is Bain? It's the liberal institution Mitt Romney started under the cover of his conservative agenda that wins business through being fake as facebook fucktarded.

Jim: "hey did you see that fake POS from Warwick?

Sean: "Yeah, she has #bainmeatflaps, she looked exhausted and fake as facebook"
Jim: "Yup"

by Ballbuster May 31, 2017

kick in the balls

The most painful thing a man can experience. Balls (otherwise known as testicles) are the weakest body part there is and even a flick can bring a man to his knees and want to cry.

Susie: "I can't believe you cheated on me!"

Ryan: "I'm sorry please forgive me"

Susie: *kicks him between the legs*

Ryan *cries like a little bitch holding his nuts and puking*

Susie: "nothing you can't solve with a swift kick in the balls! :D

by Ballbuster July 9, 2013

porkers remorse

Your typical instagram attention seeking teen early 20's party skank that drinks too much at a party and hooks up with some clown then in the morning as the fog lifts realizes what happened and feels like the victim of rape.

Damn dude, did you hear what happened to Corinne Olympios ?
Nah man, what?
She got drunk in the pool and was all over some random dude . When she woke up the next day she said she was raped!
She wasn't raped, she's just feeling porkers remorse!

by Ballbuster June 14, 2017