Balfdor's definitions

boa

Bitch On Arrival

Someone who starts acting rude or complains to you as soon as you talk to them, either because of their present mood or because they hold a grudge against you.

From the movie Waiting...

Look at the scowl on that one's face. She was BOA from the moment she went to their table.

by Balfdor July 18, 2007

dog

Man's best friend, next to TV.

Hey, your dog is blocking the screen!

by Balfdor December 3, 2006

heart trap

For male virgins when a guy friend tells them they can hook them up with a girl but they're really only joking about an imaginary girl, leaving said virgin feeling mildly heart broken.

Dan: Hey there's this girl named Krista who was asking about you...

Joe: Really??

Dan: No, hahaha

Joe: FUCK YOUR HEART TRAPS ASSHOLE

by Balfdor June 27, 2006

Kelly Clarkson

An extremity uttered in desperation when a man is having his chest hair waxed.

From The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Andy: having chest hair waxed YOOOOWW! NIPPLE FUCK! KELLY CLARKSON!

by Balfdor January 4, 2007

blind

Something a person will ask if you are when not paying attention.

What, are you blind? That's wet cement.

by Balfdor July 14, 2007

cuervo carl

Used in the movie "In Her Shoes." Refers to a man who buys a woman a drink in a bar exclusively to get into her pants. "Cuervo" deriving from the popular tequila brand "Jose Cuervo," and "Carl" being a common male name for any douche bag that goes to a bar to pick up women.

The only reason you're drunk right now is because Cuervo Carl wouldn't leave us alone.

Hello, might I buy you fine ladies a drink?
Oh piss off, Cuervo Carl!

by Balfdor July 1, 2007

pro

A professional, someone who operates with exceptional style, grace, and skill, and is usually trained to perform under various levels of time or environmental pressures.

James can flip a dozen pancakes in five seconds, what a pro!

by Balfdor December 7, 2006