Balfdor's definitions

pro

A professional, someone who operates with exceptional style, grace, and skill, and is usually trained to perform under various levels of time or environmental pressures.

James can flip a dozen pancakes in five seconds, what a pro!

by Balfdor December 7, 2006

why

Because "y" is a crooked letter!

Why ask why when you already know how?

by Balfdor December 7, 2006

laughter

Medicine for the soul

"I have bowel cancer"
Laughter fills the hospital

by Balfdor December 10, 2006

teenagers

God's punishment for enjoying sex.

My Economics teacher: You know, the thing about teenagers is... they are God's punishment for enjoying sex.

(Classroom falls silent, students actually paying attention)

by Balfdor July 6, 2007

fishy

An addicting flash game created by Xgen Studios in which you move with the arrow keys to devour fish that are smaller than yours in order to grow bigger, and to avoid the fish that are larger than yours.

Me: Oh I see you're playing Fishy again, huh?

Tod: Yeah, it's co--

*GULP!!*

Tod: SHIT! I look away from the screen for one second and look what happens! Thanks a lot, asshole!

by Balfdor July 7, 2007

idear

Actually, this is how the English (meaning people from ENGLAND) themselves pronounce the word "idea." Look into it before you post, idiots.

Ralph Fiennes: My father had the right idear about dealing with *your* people.

- Prince of Egypt

by Balfdor July 7, 2007

number

Physical damage. To "do a number" in an aggressive situation frequently implies hurting someone, usually a particular body part. For example a number is used in the phrases "I'm going to pop you one" and "a quick one-two" (in boxing).

Rough him up a little, then do a number on his face.

by Balfdor July 10, 2007