Balfdor's definitions

creditcarding girl

The type of woman a man will date when so absolutely desperate that he has to give his credit card information over the phone just to get some action from her.

Phone sex operator, hooker, supermodel—anyone sexy enough to be able to charge your credit card.

Dave has only been able to hit the creditcarding girls lately! What a loser!

by Balfdor June 14, 2006

dog

Man's best friend, next to TV.

Hey, your dog is blocking the screen!

by Balfdor December 3, 2006

Gandhi dot

An ignorant phrase used by adolescents to refer to the bindi, a decorative dot worn on a Hindu woman's forehead.

May also be used to refer to a bulbous pimple on someone's forehead.

Look at that Indian girl's Gandhi dot, how beautiful!

Cover up your Gandhi dot, it's disgusting!

by Balfdor December 30, 2006

rug

Something that really ties a room together.

The Dude: That rug really tied the room together, man.

The Big Lebowski

by Balfdor January 11, 2007

pro

A professional, someone who operates with exceptional style, grace, and skill, and is usually trained to perform under various levels of time or environmental pressures.

James can flip a dozen pancakes in five seconds, what a pro!

by Balfdor December 7, 2006

keg nog

Code for beer at a Christmas Eve party.

I'll bring the cookies and mistletoe if you bring the keg nog.

by Balfdor December 29, 2006

Kelly Clarkson

An extremity uttered in desperation when a man is having his chest hair waxed.

From The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Andy: having chest hair waxed YOOOOWW! NIPPLE FUCK! KELLY CLARKSON!

by Balfdor January 4, 2007