Balfdor's definitions

cuervo carl

Used in the movie "In Her Shoes." Refers to a man who buys a woman a drink in a bar exclusively to get into her pants. "Cuervo" deriving from the popular tequila brand "Jose Cuervo," and "Carl" being a common male name for any douche bag that goes to a bar to pick up women.

The only reason you're drunk right now is because Cuervo Carl wouldn't leave us alone.

Hello, might I buy you fine ladies a drink?
Oh piss off, Cuervo Carl!

by Balfdor July 1, 2007

d.o.g.

Delusions Of Grandeur

A D.O.G. is someone with the potential to have really big dreams but without applying oneself will end up just eating the dirt, metaphorically speaking.

A D.O.G. usually starts out very timid or perhaps somewhat of a spaz in social situations. They show all traits of an extremely bright but also very underdeveloped individual.

D.O.G. in a classroom: Dude I think I'm gonna go to college and get my AA degree or something. But then I'll want to work a good job too, I mean I don't want to flip burgers or anything like that. Maybe then I'll meet a nice girl with cute boobs and butt and go out with her and once I make enough money we'll be able to go on expensive dates and then we'll get married and have lots of babies. Hurray!

Other students: Okay whatever... (sigh)

P.E. teacher: Alright maggot give me 10 push ups

D.O.G.: But sir my arms hurt

Everyone else: OKAY JUST SHUT UP THEN PLEASE

by Balfdor August 15, 2006

halt

To stop the progress of a person or thing.

Halt, who goes there?

by Balfdor December 3, 2006

SeeD

An elite mercenary force of ambiguous origin and purpose from the game Final Fantasy VIII, based in Balamb Garden as well as Galbadia Garden. Known to be led by a gunblade-toting, introverted 17-year-old virgin named Squall.

"...A SeeD? Planted in a worn-down Garden..." - Edea

by Balfdor May 13, 2007

fringe

A person that is on the edge of sanity, usually from sleep deprivation, drug abuse, lack of exercise, or a general sense of social anxiety. This is normally a person you are always cautious about when bringing around industrious, socially pleasant, "normal" people.

Symptoms of being fringe include: (a) bringing up vague and confusing topics of conversation at any given time, such as the Tao Te Ching or John Lennon; (b) rapid mood swings, more commonly aggression or despair; (c) telling pointless jokes and laughing for an extensive period of time, and then crying afterward.

by Balfdor August 16, 2006

forehead

A patch of skin on your face that covers the frontal lobe, commonly used for head butting.

I came on her forehead so she head butted my balls.

by Balfdor July 14, 2007

apples

The result of a mindblowing or humiliating situation in which the victim is posed one question:

How do you like them apples!?

by Balfdor December 11, 2006