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halt

To stop the progress of a person or thing.
Halt, who goes there?
by Balfdor December 3, 2006
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Kelly Clarkson

An extremity uttered in desperation when a man is having his chest hair waxed.
From The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Andy: having chest hair waxed YOOOOWW! NIPPLE FUCK! KELLY CLARKSON!
by Balfdor January 4, 2007
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blind

Something a person will ask if you are when not paying attention.
What, are you blind? That's wet cement.
by Balfdor July 14, 2007
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dog

Hey, your dog is blocking the screen!
by Balfdor December 3, 2006
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boa

Bitch On Arrival

Someone who starts acting rude or complains to you as soon as you talk to them, either because of their present mood or because they hold a grudge against you.
From the movie Waiting...

Look at the scowl on that one's face. She was BOA from the moment she went to their table.
by Balfdor July 18, 2007
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d.o.g.

Delusions Of Grandeur

A D.O.G. is someone with the potential to have really big dreams but without applying oneself will end up just eating the dirt, metaphorically speaking.

A D.O.G. usually starts out very timid or perhaps somewhat of a spaz in social situations. They show all traits of an extremely bright but also very underdeveloped individual.
D.O.G. in a classroom: Dude I think I'm gonna go to college and get my AA degree or something. But then I'll want to work a good job too, I mean I don't want to flip burgers or anything like that. Maybe then I'll meet a nice girl with cute boobs and butt and go out with her and once I make enough money we'll be able to go on expensive dates and then we'll get married and have lots of babies. Hurray!

Other students: Okay whatever... (sigh)

P.E. teacher: Alright maggot give me 10 push ups

D.O.G.: But sir my arms hurt

Everyone else: OKAY JUST SHUT UP THEN PLEASE
by Balfdor August 15, 2006
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pro

A professional, someone who operates with exceptional style, grace, and skill, and is usually trained to perform under various levels of time or environmental pressures.
James can flip a dozen pancakes in five seconds, what a pro!
by Balfdor December 7, 2006
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