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blind

Something a person will ask if you are when not paying attention.
What, are you blind? That's wet cement.
by Balfdor July 14, 2007
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Kelly Clarkson

An extremity uttered in desperation when a man is having his chest hair waxed.
From The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Andy: having chest hair waxed YOOOOWW! NIPPLE FUCK! KELLY CLARKSON!
by Balfdor January 4, 2007
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dog

Hey, your dog is blocking the screen!
by Balfdor December 3, 2006
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boa

Bitch On Arrival

Someone who starts acting rude or complains to you as soon as you talk to them, either because of their present mood or because they hold a grudge against you.
From the movie Waiting...

Look at the scowl on that one's face. She was BOA from the moment she went to their table.
by Balfdor July 18, 2007
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Gandhi dot

An ignorant phrase used by adolescents to refer to the bindi, a decorative dot worn on a Hindu woman's forehead.

May also be used to refer to a bulbous pimple on someone's forehead.
Look at that Indian girl's Gandhi dot, how beautiful!

Cover up your Gandhi dot, it's disgusting!
by Balfdor December 30, 2006
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rug

Something that really ties a room together.
The Dude: That rug really tied the room together, man.

The Big Lebowski
by Balfdor January 11, 2007
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halt

To stop the progress of a person or thing.
Halt, who goes there?
by Balfdor December 3, 2006
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