Bagitbabe's definitions

caap

A legal restraining/protective order put on someone because of threats, stalking, etc.

I put a Caap on his ass!

by bagitbabe May 16, 2008

Deliguy

A loser who hangs out at the neighborhood deli 24/7 drinking beer and hoping to pick up a chick, but never does.

I was at Young Avenue Deli today and saw Deliguy at the bar. He's always there drinking beer and looking at the door to see if a chick walks in.

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

vaginetta

A woman who steals another woman's boyfriend purely to have sex with him and to enhance her own ego.

I wouldn't introduce your boyfriend to her. She's a vaginetta for sure.

by bagitbabe October 9, 2008

hangwitchu

A guy who says that he wants to "hangwitchu."

You want me to hangwitchu? What the hell does that mean? Use proper English and maybe I'll hangwitchu.

by Bagitbabe October 20, 2008

fullerism

Whining phrases from a guy who's been rejected for good reason.

All he said were fullerisms about her.

by bagitbabe May 3, 2008

childless parent expert

Men and women who absolutely know how they would raise children IF they had any. Very irritating people to those who actually DO have children.

She thinks because she's a school teacher that she knows how to raise kids. Actually she's just a childless parent expert and a reproductive failure.

by bagitbabe May 23, 2008

Brucer

Male homosexual, named for a flaming homosexual named Bruce.

He's a definite Brucer. You can tell because he's always saying "Bruce, get the lube."

by Bagitbabe October 12, 2008