Bagitbabe's definitions

kneebaby

An African-American term for the child who stands next to his/her mama's knee, while mama holds the armbaby.

"Se done died when se was a kneebaby. A high wind come and took her breaf away."

by bagitbabe May 16, 2008

childless parent expert

Men and women who absolutely know how they would raise children IF they had any. Very irritating people to those who actually DO have children.

She thinks because she's a school teacher that she knows how to raise kids. Actually she's just a childless parent expert and a reproductive failure.

by bagitbabe May 23, 2008

fantasy files

the pornographic scenes and stories filed in your head that you call upon when you masturbate.

I went through all my fantasy files and still couldn't peak. I must have masturbated too much today.

by Bagitbabe October 16, 2008

negga mess

Hair that has not been combed or otherwise styled in any way and looks like hair that hasn't been washed in a month.

That guy really has some kinda negga mess!

by bagitbabe October 16, 2008

Teetime

The time at which a golfer guy must get up to make his early teetime, thus not allowing anyone to have any fun after 8:00 p.m.

"Come on, Lisa. I've got an early teetime."

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

Brucer

A male homosexual usually in a homosexual relationship.

I can tell he's a Brucer even if his name isn't Bruce.

by bagitbabe May 17, 2008

pencil dick

A man's penis who has length but no width, like a pencil.

He's good looking but he has a pencil dick.

by bagitbabe May 15, 2008