Bagitbabe's definitions

Brucer

A male homosexual usually in a homosexual relationship.

I can tell he's a Brucer even if his name isn't Bruce.

by bagitbabe May 16, 2008

Triple A

A penis so small that when it's erect it's the size of a AAA battery.

It's not the Triple A size that counts, but how you use it.

by bagitbabe May 15, 2008

She Woman Man Haters Club

The female version of The Little Rascals He-Man Woman Haters Club. Woman who are sick and tired of dealing with men and their insensitivity, refusal to perform oral sex while demanding fellatio, control freaks, men who have an intolerance for independent women, all descriptions of men that justify the She Woman Man Haters Club.

I love the Little Rascals He Man Woman Haters Club episode. I'll start the She Woman Man Haters Club. There are plenty of women out there who would join.

by Bagitbabe October 9, 2008

bizarre

Hesitant, afraid to ask, insecure, afraid to intrude, afraid of rejection

By any bizarre twist of fate, would you go out with me?

by bagitbabe May 15, 2008

Teetime

The time at which a golfer guy must get up to make his early teetime, thus not allowing anyone to have any fun after 8:00 p.m.

"Come on, Lisa. I've got an early teetime."

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

negga mess

Hair that has not been combed or otherwise styled in any way and looks like hair that hasn't been washed in a month.

That guy really has some kinda negga mess!

by bagitbabe October 16, 2008

caap

A legal restraining/protective order put on someone because of threats, stalking, etc.

I put a Caap on his ass!

by bagitbabe May 16, 2008