Bagitbabe's definitions

sartinite

women who have sex with a guy because he has a giant penis, but with whom they would be embarrassed to be seen in public.

a sartinite enjoys a secret affair that is a little dangerous and very kinky

by bagitbabe May 3, 2008

fullerism

Whining phrases from a guy who's been rejected for good reason.

All he said were fullerisms about her.

by bagitbabe May 3, 2008

coolth

The opposite of warmth.

We need some coolth in this house.

by bagitbabe May 15, 2008

affair

A word used by women of a certain age who are dried up sexually that means an event and not a sexual liaison.

"I'm having an affair."
"Oh, are you having it catered?"

by bagitbabe May 15, 2008

pencil dick

A man's penis who has length but no width, like a pencil.

He's good looking but he has a pencil dick.

by bagitbabe May 15, 2008

bizarre

Hesitant, afraid to ask, insecure, afraid to intrude, afraid of rejection

By any bizarre twist of fate, would you go out with me?

by bagitbabe May 15, 2008

Big Detecto

The cameras and other security devices that are everywhere invading our privacy and watching us 24 hours a day. Can locate us by satellite wherever we are.

Everywhere I go, Big Detecto is there.

by bagitbabe May 15, 2008