BRANDON's definitions

Witchacom

Witchacom is like "what ya call it"

We got lost so we headed back the the witchacom to get directions

by Brandon April 22, 2004

the mur-man

strapping yourself to a donkey for a repeated ass ramm'in

The angry pirate saddled up for the mur-man of his life.

by Brandon July 16, 2003

half

its a half an ounce of bud, or 14 grams. usually sells for $150, just make sure you dont get caught with that shit or itll become a federal case and youll get screwed for distribution, otherwise its a good deal cuz your practically payin $10 a dub, allowing you to make $280 on it

Nick just comped a half ounce that hes gonna sell to buy an ounce.

by brandon May 13, 2005

Schmellay

A female who has a smelly cooch.

I was at the store picking up some ground beef to make tacos when i walked by some female with a horrendous odor, so i said "Damn bitch! You are schmellay!".

by Brandon December 10, 2004

chode

In general, a deformed penis.

His chode dangled disgustingly over his taint.

by Brandon August 21, 2006

zed

the letter 'Z'.

Read the Bible from A to zed.

by Brandon July 24, 2006

lazin

A word used to describe when someone is lazy or jus chillin

NO I dont wanna go out 2nite, i jus feel like lazin around

by Brandon August 7, 2004