BMG's definitions

jobber

one that jobs (see to job)

Man, Doug Whitman is a huge jobber

by BMG December 17, 2002

brass balls

A pair of metallic spheres, each approximately 2 inches in diameter, connected by a string or chain and meant to represent the male testes. Used as a motivational tool by Alec Baldwin in the 1992 film version of David Mamet's Glengarry Glen Ross.

It takes brass balls to sell real estate.

by BMG January 16, 2003

beer

Any one of serveral IBC beverages, but most often used to refer to root beer

Let's get some beers at Walmart.

by BMG December 17, 2002

alive

A bee, hornet, or wasp that is not dead.

Nyeah!! Alive!! Swat!!

by BMG January 15, 2003

MPV

Mazda MPV which, contrary to common belief, is an abbreviation for Moon Patrol Vehicle.

What? Scott totalled the old MPV on the way to the DMV?

by BMG December 17, 2002

trickeration

a creative play in college football, such as to fool the camera man and the defensive line

"WOOOOOAAHHH nelly!! its gonna be a barn burner today!! and watch out these Huskers and known for their trickeration."

by BMG December 17, 2002

Noah Matt

Assistant manager of Cub Foods and former child star of TV show "Warriors in the Hall."

This has been Noah Matt, signing off.

by BMG January 15, 2003