BIG J's definitions

yourmum

A dorogative statement to do with boning someone parental.

I did YOURMUM last night.

by Big J October 21, 2003

global-local

a Kritik that owns you

"Yeah, they ran global-local. It owned us."

by Big J November 5, 2003

new jack

A word adopted by rappers, however this originally is derived from prison slang and refers to a person who is new in prison.

Yo dawg, let's go show that motha fuckin' new jack watsup with my dick.

by big j July 8, 2004

TazZ

NWA, ECW and WWF wrestler who reinvented the suplex (or Tazzplex). One of the more innovative and impressive mat wrestlers of all time.

From the Red Hook Section of Brooklyn, New York - weighing 248 pounds, he is the Human Suplex Machine - THIS IS TAZZ!

by Big J August 14, 2004

Swiff boat

1. What John Kerry fled from his fellow soldiers in.
2. What happens when you pull a John Kerry all over a girls face!

That bitch swallowed all of my Swiff boat.

by Big J September 5, 2004

loathing

disgust, severe hatred, painfully anguishing.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

by BIG J March 29, 2005

Weed Whacker

When you continually smack a woman in the face with your dick in a circular motion like a weed whacker. This move is performed after you get done fucking.

"I gave that horny bitch a Weed Whacker on turbo after we got done fucking."

by Big J December 16, 2004