BEJ0124's definitions

HJ Classic

When you receive a hand job. Many men say their first sexual encounter was getting a hand job when they were younger. When a man receives one while older and in a mature relationship, he is reminded of a classic memory.

Dude, I got an HJ Classic from Whitney last night!

by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011

big bitchy

The fat girl at the bar, who slightly dances, always has a drink in her hand, and is always a giant bitch. When others even look in her direction she gets an attitude. Even though she is large, she is in charge, and honestly believes she is better than anyone else in the place.

Do you see that whale over there with the DD boobs?

Dude, that girl is a big bitchy!

by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011

baby jesus poops

When you have to poop so bad that you feel that you are about to give birth to an immaculate conception. The poops often resemble pop corn shrimp, or little baby jesus' swaddled in little blankets.

After I ate all of that food I had a case of the baby jesus poops!

by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011

curly sue

1. A poop so long it spirals around the toilet bowl

2. A cute little girl with spiral curls in her hair

After I ate that entire burrito, I left a curly sue in the toilet.

by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011

iHand

When a person uses their iPhone so much it becomes a part of their body. They no longer have a hand, or an iPhone, but an iHand.

I can't live without my iHand.

by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011

Spirit Prison

Where some religions believe you will go if you don't lead a prosperous life. It is the Christian equivalent to hell. It's also fun to use in sentences for a replacement for the word hell.

Where in the Spirit Prison did I put my keys?!

by BEJ0124 June 7, 2011

This is geisha

Now-a-days everyone wants to be so politically correct. Instead of saying "This is gay," you can now say "This is geisha," without harboring any guilty feelings for being anti-homosexual.

Brittany: I hate being in this meeting for four hours.

Arwin: Me too, this is geisha.

by BEJ0124 June 11, 2011