BBlanc's definitions

System

Typically to at least a 1/4" by 5" line of cocaine or better.

After I followed that chick in to the bathroom, she floored me when she pulled out a System

by BBlanc March 5, 2009

turd herder

A man responsible for manipulating multiple pieces of turd into one designated area. Although typically in the port-o-potty field, this expert is not limited to just one zone of poo. A turd herder is a modest man, but a confident man. He can find your shit, extract it to a safe place and you will never even know he was there. Your shit is his bread and butter

Timmy the Turd Herder quit his old job at Safeway because he was tired of taking everyone else's shit.

by BBlanc March 5, 2009

Jicky Jack

Jicky Jack is the process of turning a simple task in to multiple steps. When something becomes jammed and stuck, then you must use your Jicky Jacking skills to massage said task in to it's proper dwelling. To be a thorough Jicky Jacker you must posess a BIG HEART. It takes talent, patience, and above all, a rough hangover

When Bob found that there was no height to install the panel, he started revving the forklift engine and doing dangerous stuff to make sure that he could Jicky Jack that panel in to place.

by BBlanc March 6, 2009