BATMN every day's definitions

a scientific study shows that

The starting sentence to instantly makes your sentence real or believable.

A scientific study shows that ur mom gay.

by BATMN every day December 12, 2018

Acai

A YouTuber/Twitch streamer that plays primarily Clone Hero (Guitar Hero). Tends to play meme songs/charts. Failed to be the first to FC Soulless 4.

Acai was beaten by Darkly on the race to FC Soulless 4.

by BATMN every day January 31, 2019

motherfucking piece of shit, unclog you god damn whore dog dick

What you say in a rhythm/beat when you're trying to unclog your sink. Made popular by Charles Green from Angry Grandpa.

"Motherfucking piece of shit, unclog you god damn whore dog dick!
I FUCKING HATE YOU!"

by BATMN every day December 14, 2018

I don't care

You care immensely.

1: "I'm gay!'
2: "I don't care."
1:
2: "But-"

by BATMN every day January 18, 2019

purple prose

Writing that is so pretentious and extravagant that it sounds like the author is full of themselves and distracts the reader from the actual story itself.

The Creepypasta "Blood Whistle" has so much purple prose that it makes it look like the author has never played a violent video game in his life.

by BATMN every day December 1, 2018

Mine Diamonds

An infamous Minecraft parody song of "Take On Me" from A-ha on YouTube by a little kid. He sings the song very poorly and ends up just screeching into the already bad mic, making the voice quality beautiful.

"Mine diamonds...
M I N E D I A M O N D S"

by BATMN every day December 14, 2018

Class of 2021

The first (or technically second) graduating class during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Class of 2021 went through a lot of challenges, but we pulled through boys!

by BATMN every day June 5, 2021