Definitions by BATMAN

bonkle 

present tense of bonkled (2nd def)

They were about to bonkle the bearded lady

bonkle by batman July 22, 2004

rubber necker 

Person who cranes, stains or otherwise awkwardly turns their head and stares while passing the scene of something interesting (usually morbid in nature).

This is usually seen and performed while driving past the scene of an accident, or any other incident where there are police, firemen or ambulances with lots of flashing lights.

rubber necker by Batman July 11, 2004

spossle 

Apple (as opposed to boysenberry)

Mom: What flavors of jelly?
Jacob: Spossle and boysenberry.
Mom: What was the first one?
Jacob: Apple.

spossle by batman July 1, 2004

trizzarkled 

Really drunk.

"Oh, man," Nicole finally exclaimed. "I am trizzarkled."

trizzarkled by batman July 1, 2004

fuzznashiznickled

1. Really, seriously, incredibly drunk.
2. Relatively more drunk than one who is trizzarkled.

Fuzznashiznickled as ever, the sot exclaimed, "Hey, man. Your clock won't flush."

fuzznashiznickled by batman July 1, 2004

bonkled 

1. (adj) When something's so fucked up that it's funny.
2. (v) When a clown has sex with a girl.

1. Having entered the bathroom seconds too late, his positioning procedure failed, and he sprayed the seat and tank with excrement. Upon realizing he'd essentially shit himself, Sproc had to laugh, quite incorrectly thinking that the situation couldn't be more bonkled. To wit, he leaned forward and threw up directly into his trousers.
2. Bozo and Cookie took turns bonkling the understudy.

bonkled by batman July 1, 2004

hoodwinker 

An extremely talented JA/JO player who lives somewhere in Canada. See Own or Gay.

1) Hoodwinker just owned me. 2) Hoodwinker is a Canadian bastard.

hoodwinker by Batman June 10, 2004