BATMAN's definitions

hoodwinker

An extremely talented JA/JO player who lives somewhere in Canada. See Own or Gay.

1) Hoodwinker just owned me. 2) Hoodwinker is a Canadian bastard.

by Batman June 10, 2004

lips on balls

The position one is found in after suffering a fatality incured by finally reaching.

Dude, my aunt found my cousin lips on balls no sheezy.

by batman December 12, 2002

thicket

a group of wankers (chavs)

what a bunch of wankers

no, a group of chavs is a thicket

same difference

by Batman February 8, 2005

pope mobile

the chariot of an old man

'woah! look at tha pope mobile!'

by batman March 19, 2005

tallywacker

A bloke with an enormous penis which he is able to swing over his shoulder. See also see www.tallywacker.co.uk

Man, look at the tallywacker on him - im gonna go jump off a cliff

by Batman September 5, 2003

Chazabuk

(Noun) - A Domesticated Animal that has the ability to assume human form, play online video games for hours on end, say pointless inane movie quotes and annoy hard working individuals.

Charles (A.K.A Superman) - A perfect example of what happens when wild uncontrollable Chazabuk's like these get introduced into a college where hard work and study are encouraged, it only see's the fun and destroys it.

by Batman November 20, 2003

bonkle

present tense of bonkled (2nd def)

They were about to bonkle the bearded lady

by batman July 22, 2004