BATMAN's definitions

keg stand

A handstand on a keg. The act of guzzling alchohol in an inverted position in massive quantities, with onlookers cheering.

That recockulous mofo just did a craptacular kegstand.

by Batman April 12, 2002

wtf

Possibly the world's greatest acrinem however the hell u spell it
stands for what the fuck

WTF, mates? -this is from ebaumsworld on the end of the world, and if u havent watched it yet u MUST!!! or u will die so go to www.ebaumsworld.com and go to the search in the top right hand corner and type in end of the world-

by Batman January 27, 2005

Grandma's Grill

slang for prison

Time to chill at the Grandma's Grill

by batman June 1, 2004

itide

is a greasy whop who uses a bottle of gel to spike up half a inch of hair

sebastiano and tony are stupid focking itide's

by batman February 2, 2005

hoodwinker

An extremely talented JA/JO player who lives somewhere in Canada. See Own or Gay.

1) Hoodwinker just owned me. 2) Hoodwinker is a Canadian bastard.

by Batman June 10, 2004

scrimage chick

This is the chick that you practice freaky sexual techniques with before trying them on your girlfriend or wife. Typically, not very attractive, but willing to try absolutely anything just to get some action. The chick used to perfect your game/moves.

Last night I fucked my scrimage chick's armpit and came all over her. I am glad that I got that out of my system, it would never work with wifey.

by Batman May 20, 2004

jizz mopper

An occupation consisting of duties requiring one to mop up the ejaculant in a private booth after an erotic entertainment session.

Ted is the jizz mopper at the Pink Poodle. He wears shoes with lots of traction.

by Batman April 11, 2002