7 definitions by B0hem
Example 1
I wanted to fry up some eggs and bacon for breakfast today, but Yesterday Me decided to eat the hole goddamn fridge empty.
Example 2
Guy 1: You know that psycho chick i finally got rid of a couple weeks ago?
Guy 2: Yeah?
Guy 1: Well Yesterday Me thought it'd be a laugh to call her up and go sleep with her. Now i'm stuck with her. Again!
Guy 2: Man, i really hate that guy!
I wanted to fry up some eggs and bacon for breakfast today, but Yesterday Me decided to eat the hole goddamn fridge empty.
Example 2
Guy 1: You know that psycho chick i finally got rid of a couple weeks ago?
Guy 2: Yeah?
Guy 1: Well Yesterday Me thought it'd be a laugh to call her up and go sleep with her. Now i'm stuck with her. Again!
Guy 2: Man, i really hate that guy!
by B0hem May 18, 2010
by B0hem June 26, 2010
When you use your *knee* to *steer* the steering wheel of a car
Used mostly when you have better things to do with your hands than to turn the wheels of your car.
Handy for eating, changing CD:s, putting on makeup etc..
Also great for air guitaring those awesome solos!
Used mostly when you have better things to do with your hands than to turn the wheels of your car.
Handy for eating, changing CD:s, putting on makeup etc..
Also great for air guitaring those awesome solos!
P1: So i was driving home from work the other day and the radio started playing Freebird!
P2: So what you did?!?
P1: No sweat. I just knee steered for 5 minutes.
P2: So what you did?!?
P1: No sweat. I just knee steered for 5 minutes.
by B0hem July 28, 2010
The really cool and intuitive dance you do when you're waiting outside the bathroom or when you need to go, but can't
- What hell took you so long man? I was out here doing the peedance for 15 minutes!
- I was waiting in line to a club, when my urinary bladder hit it's peak. Tried to peedance it away but it couldn't be helped, so i had to leave my place.
- I was waiting in line to a club, when my urinary bladder hit it's peak. Tried to peedance it away but it couldn't be helped, so i had to leave my place.
by B0hem July 2, 2010
When an otherwise great Band's/Group's vocalist (Who has a definitive voice) starts to annoy you so much that you can't listen any of the songs anymore, without having an immense urge to bang your head to the wall.
by B0hem May 31, 2010
You know you have Shopping channel - syndrome, when:
- You buy something completely frivolous, just because it's been marketed to you by people with smiling faces.
- When you buy something in the belief, that if you had one you'd use it every single day (ex. bench press), but after finally buying it you use it for a while and then leave it to rot in your basement
- Also, if you buy a product just for the positive image you have in you're head of having one
- You buy something completely frivolous, just because it's been marketed to you by people with smiling faces.
- When you buy something in the belief, that if you had one you'd use it every single day (ex. bench press), but after finally buying it you use it for a while and then leave it to rot in your basement
- Also, if you buy a product just for the positive image you have in you're head of having one
Marcus finally bought the punching bag he'd been dreaming of, used it for a couple of weeks, and now it just dangles from the ceiling reminding him of his Shopping channel - syndrome
by B0hem September 29, 2010
A period of time, that you decide to devote to drinking and smoking alone. Not caring, but feeling good about, that you will contribute nothing to the world during this time.
I got bored of everything and did the Bukowski for two weeks.
And after that the world looked better, at least for a while.
Sometimes you just have to do the Bukowski.
And after that the world looked better, at least for a while.
Sometimes you just have to do the Bukowski.
by B0hem January 21, 2011