B. Hanback's definitions

Train Tracks

braces

That girl in the bar was pretty hot until she smiled...she had sushi caught in her train tracks...

Oh, really....braces?

Yep

by B. Hanback December 30, 2008

On The List

Phrase used when going to a VIP event or club...whether you actually ARE or ARE NOT on the list.

Dude, we are never going to get in the Kid Rock party...

Bro, my girl is working the door and we are on the list....dont worry.

by B. Hanback August 4, 2008

Avatar

A girl that is hot but has fucked up nose

"dude - she was stripper hot but was an Avatar..."

did you see who david brought to the Christmas party?

"yea - Avatar"

by B. Hanback January 9, 2010

Diva Parking

The phrase used when you are looking for a parking spot at a restaurant or crowded lot and you find a spot in the front row.

Damn, this place is packed tonight - what the hell could be going on - we are going to wind up parking in the next county...

There's a spot up front! Fuckin' Diva Parking baby!

by B. Hanback May 13, 2009

ROMEO

An Acronym for:
Retired
Old

Men
Eating
Out

Dad is going out tonight with the ROMEO club - they are going to the early bird special at the shrimp shack...they love it...

by B. Hanback January 14, 2010

Joe Lunchbucket

The average person - referring to a blue or gray collar American

Joe Lunchbucket pulled out his Clark Bar, Dr. Pepper and cigarettes on his lunch break

by B. Hanback January 15, 2009

Petco Zoo

The place that grandparents take their grandchildren when they are too lazy to take them to the real zoo. They take them to the pet store knowing the kids won't know the difference.

Come on kids! Big Jim is taking you to the Petco Zoo today! Let's go look at all the animals!

My dad took my nephews to Petco and McDonald's and they fucking thought they went to the zoo! What the fuck...

by B. Hanback January 14, 2010