B. Hanback's definitions

blisters in the whiskers

sores on and around the pussy

Bro, I met this hot Canadian chick last night...

Yea, you know what they say about Canadian women...

What's that?

Check for blisters in the whiskers...

by B. Hanback February 12, 2008

Tampa Fade

Term used when someone leaves a bar or a club without letting anyone know because they are drunk and want to go home, but don't want their friends to know they are leaving...

Where did Chris and Keith go?

They were hammered and probably pulled the Tampa Fade...

Everyone was heading to the strip club and Brian pulled the Tampa Fade - married guys always do...

by B. Hanback January 17, 2009

Train Tracks

braces

That girl in the bar was pretty hot until she smiled...she had sushi caught in her train tracks...

Oh, really....braces?

Yep

by B. Hanback December 30, 2008

Redneck Waterfall

the drool of spit and tobacco running down the chin of a redneck that is chewing tobacco

Bryan was telling us about the whitecaps out on the lake but I could not take my eyes off his redneck waterfall...

by B. Hanback August 27, 2008

Petco Zoo

The place that grandparents take their grandchildren when they are too lazy to take them to the real zoo. They take them to the pet store knowing the kids won't know the difference.

Come on kids! Big Jim is taking you to the Petco Zoo today! Let's go look at all the animals!

My dad took my nephews to Petco and McDonald's and they fucking thought they went to the zoo! What the fuck...

by B. Hanback January 14, 2010

On The List

Phrase used when going to a VIP event or club...whether you actually ARE or ARE NOT on the list.

Dude, we are never going to get in the Kid Rock party...

Bro, my girl is working the door and we are on the list....dont worry.

by B. Hanback August 4, 2008

Joe Lunchbucket

The average person - referring to a blue or gray collar American

Joe Lunchbucket pulled out his Clark Bar, Dr. Pepper and cigarettes on his lunch break

by B. Hanback January 15, 2009