B. Hanback's definitions

matress dancing

Slang for having sex. To have sex.

Babe, lock the door...the last thing we need is little Billy walking in while we are matress dancing.

Let's go back to my place for a little matress dancing.

by B. Hanback February 11, 2008

Throw the Tissue

When a college or NFL ref pulls the yellow penalty flag out of their pocket and throws it up in the air.

Did you see that fucking pass interference! Damn ref Throw the Tissue! He had his hands all over him!!

by B. Hanback January 20, 2010

ROMEO

An Acronym for:
Retired
Old

Men
Eating
Out

Dad is going out tonight with the ROMEO club - they are going to the early bird special at the shrimp shack...they love it...

by B. Hanback January 14, 2010

Joe Lunchbucket

The average person - referring to a blue or gray collar American

Joe Lunchbucket pulled out his Clark Bar, Dr. Pepper and cigarettes on his lunch break

by B. Hanback January 15, 2009

On The List

Phrase used when going to a VIP event or club...whether you actually ARE or ARE NOT on the list.

Dude, we are never going to get in the Kid Rock party...

Bro, my girl is working the door and we are on the list....dont worry.

by B. Hanback August 4, 2008

Automatic Family

The term used when a man or woman marrys someone that has kids.

Man, I love that girl to death, but I am not ready for an automatic family.

Dude, she's got kids?

Yea, three little rugrats.

by B. Hanback May 21, 2008

blisters in the whiskers

sores on and around the pussy

Bro, I met this hot Canadian chick last night...

Yea, you know what they say about Canadian women...

What's that?

Check for blisters in the whiskers...

by B. Hanback February 12, 2008