Secretary’s ass

This a term use to discribe an ass that is flat and spread out. secretaries usually have flat spread out asses due to prolonged periods of sitting. The term could have been interchanged with any profession that sits alot but secritary was generally understood to be a long sitter.
Person A:Dude, your bitch has a Secretary’s ass.
Person B: fuck, I know
by B-dub (refers to my age) November 18, 2005
mugGet the Secretary’s assmug.

Captain save a hoe

The phrase was popularized by from that e-40 song to refer to a dude that plays the role. buy girls shit, gives them money and eats the box execively. Mean while she uses his ass for all that shit. Dude falls in love to soon. shit like that
"Its a bird its a plane what is that niggas name captain save a hoe, hey" -E-40-
or
The guys keeps buying flowers for that girl he just meet. What a Captain save a hoe mother fucker
by B-dub (refers to my age) November 19, 2005
mugGet the Captain save a hoemug.

dub

Refers to the number 20.
I just baught at dub sack of weed. or That car is rolling on dubs,refering to 20 inch rims, or How much was that C.D? A dub.
by B-dub (refers to my age) December 28, 2005
mugGet the dubmug.

LAPD

Slang term for getting your ass whooped. Usually in reference to the cops. Became popular during the rodney king trial
Shut up before I LAPD your ass.
by B-dub (refers to my age) December 26, 2005
mugGet the LAPDmug.

I shit you not

The expression means I am being honest.
john:I just saw Barbra Bush running naked on T.V
Lou: No fucking way
John: I shit you not
by B-dub (refers to my age) November 18, 2005
mugGet the I shit you notmug.

scractch

Means money. The mint prints the shit. Chairmen of the fed controls it
Got to get that scractch. How much scratch you got?
by B-dub (refers to my age) November 17, 2005
mugGet the scractchmug.