Definitions by B-dub (refers to my age)

LAPD 

Slang term for getting your ass whooped. Usually in reference to the cops. Became popular during the rodney king trial

Shut up before I LAPD your ass.

LAPD by B-dub (refers to my age) December 26, 2005

Captain save a hoe

The phrase was popularized by from that e-40 song to refer to a dude that plays the role. buy girls shit, gives them money and eats the box execively. Mean while she uses his ass for all that shit. Dude falls in love to soon. shit like that

"Its a bird its a plane what is that niggas name captain save a hoe, hey" -E-40-
or
The guys keeps buying flowers for that girl he just meet. What a Captain save a hoe mother fucker

Captain save a hoe by B-dub (refers to my age) November 19, 2005

I shit you not 

The expression means I am being honest.

john:I just saw Barbra Bush running naked on T.V
Lou: No fucking way
John: I shit you not

I shit you not by B-dub (refers to my age) November 18, 2005

Secretary’s ass 

This a term use to discribe an ass that is flat and spread out. secretaries usually have flat spread out asses due to prolonged periods of sitting. The term could have been interchanged with any profession that sits alot but secritary was generally understood to be a long sitter.

Person A:Dude, your bitch has a Secretary’s ass.
Person B: fuck, I know

Secretary’s ass by B-dub (refers to my age) November 18, 2005

fourty 

A fourty is a beer that comes in a fourty ounce bottle.

Get me a fourty at the liquer store.

fourty by B-dub (refers to my age) November 17, 2005

scractch 

Means money. The mint prints the shit. Chairmen of the fed controls it

Got to get that scractch. How much scratch you got?

scractch by B-dub (refers to my age) November 17, 2005