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could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground

Slang. It means can I have sex with you? Brian propositions Lois by using the band names Wham!, Oingo Boingo and Velvet Underground. On the pool scene in the censored version Brian says, "Can I Wham my Oingo Boingo into your Velvet Underground?" In the uncensored version he says "I would eat your poop."
Brian: can I could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground? Lois: wym? Brian: can I have sex with you?
by B-rizzle July 6, 2019
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c.o.s.y.w.

Slang. Cream of some young woman. It’s when a guy puts cum from a younger woman on his face.
Bro! What’s that on your face?! c.o.s.y.w. Wtf is that?! Cream of some young woman. It’s female cum
by B-rizzle March 7, 2019
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i wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it

Slang. It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.
Hey he’s touching my ass! Yeah I was going to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Why would you say that? It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.
by B-rizzle June 27, 2019
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derp helmet

In the context of the internet and online slang, "derp helmet" or "need a helmet" often implies that someone is acting foolishly or making a mistake, and is a rude way of saying someone needs to be more cautious or thoughtful.
Kelso! Put on the derp helmet! What's a derp helmet? It's In the context of the internet and online slang, "derp helmet" or "need a helmet" often implies that someone is acting foolishly or making a mistake, and is a rude way of saying someone needs to be more cautious or thoughtful.
by B-rizzle February 17, 2025
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Bamboozlement

Noun. A state of deception or mystification.
Wave after wave of bamboozlement is in store as these stories unfold
by B-rizzle March 15, 2019
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Gaylord

Noun. Oversized box attached to a pallet for commercial or industrial use.
The Gaylord was so heavy they needed a forklift to move it.
by B-rizzle February 23, 2019
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Red dot on the map

When someone becomes a known sex offender.
I’m curious about our neighbor. He’s a red dot on the map. Wdym? When someone becomes a known sex offender.
by B-rizzle June 21, 2025
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