B to the Rizzle's definitions

breakfast and bed

when u stay up all night and then go to sleep after eating breakfest

That last new year's eve party was a breakfast and bed for me

by b to the rizzle May 11, 2007

jack bauer

jack bauer's name except for as a verb meaning to injure or hurt with force or violence

Don't make me Jack Bauer your ass.
I will Jack Bauer those terrorists.

by B to the Rizzle March 5, 2007

dark hater

a black person that hates someone

yo ma nigguh, yo dat cat jamie was chompin mad hater tots today

yeah...he is a real dark hater

by b to the rizzle April 16, 2007

Claunt

A combination of uncle and aunt that makes it possible to remove the phrase 'uncle and aunt' from your vocabulary

Old:
Will you be inviting your aunts and uncles to prom?

New:

Will you be inviting your claunts to prom?

by B to the Rizzle March 5, 2007

the pursuit of crappyness

what nbc's primetime lineup should be called

there was nothing on tv last night

of course, and with the pursuit of crappyness running from 8-11 on nbc there was even less.

by b to the rizzle April 16, 2007

Aeropost-gal

Very preppy girl/ wears all aeropostale

like, omfg, chrissie was totally wearing different outfits all from like aeropostale like the entire week, what an aeropost-gal

by b to the rizzle April 17, 2007

schlack

verb usually used passively to get schooled or housed or salted or just beaten outright

(as kobe takes the backdoor cut to the hoop and hits the 360 hookshot)

Announcer: Paul Pierce is getting schlacked by kobe tonight

by B to the Rizzle March 5, 2007