B to the Rizzle's definitions

carusofy

carusofy is to have your career fucked up as badly as actor david caruso's was before he got his job at CSI and CSI:Miami.

From Justin to Kelly did a good job of carusofying Justin Guerrini's (or whatever the fuck that washed up loser's name is) career although Kelly Clarkson may have gained from it.

by b to the rizzle May 20, 2007

dark hater

a black person that hates someone

yo ma nigguh, yo dat cat jamie was chompin mad hater tots today

yeah...he is a real dark hater

by b to the rizzle April 16, 2007

Claunt

A combination of uncle and aunt that makes it possible to remove the phrase 'uncle and aunt' from your vocabulary

Old:
Will you be inviting your aunts and uncles to prom?

New:

Will you be inviting your claunts to prom?

by B to the Rizzle March 5, 2007

nigga ears

what you have if you have no white musicians in your music collection. word originated from chris rock's "i think i love my wife" film

(after looking on the ipod and seeing only Run D.M.C., J-Kwon, R.Kelly, Notorious BIG, 2pac, Jay-Z, and Biz Markie)

"You got some nigga ears"

by b to the rizzle March 26, 2007

Aeropost-gal

Very preppy girl/ wears all aeropostale

like, omfg, chrissie was totally wearing different outfits all from like aeropostale like the entire week, what an aeropost-gal

by b to the rizzle April 17, 2007

Pahk Tahk

the phrase used to describe the stereotype that all people in Massachusetts/ New England speak in sentences like... "if you pahk the cah in dah hahvahd yahd i'll tohw yah."

Also that such people don't pronounce their Rs, Ls, and Ts

1: Have you seen all people in Boston that talk in ebonics
2: hails to the no, my brotha, those peoples use pahk tahk

by B to the Rizzle February 28, 2007

the pursuit of crappyness

what nbc's primetime lineup should be called

there was nothing on tv last night

of course, and with the pursuit of crappyness running from 8-11 on nbc there was even less.

by b to the rizzle April 16, 2007