2 definitions by Ayve

short bus

Generally, the short bus is a smaller version of a regular school bus that carries mentally challenged students to school. On rare occasions, if your school board is a bunch of assholes (like mine), you will be forced to ride in a short bus for field trips if you class contains less than 18 students.

Teacher: We'll all be going on a trip to the art museum Friday!
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: And we're taking a short bus!
Class: ............
Time: Passes
Class: *is riding the short bus on the highway*
Other cars: *point and laugh*
Class: *is mortified*

by Ayve May 1, 2006

fongool

Shortened from an Italian phrase used to mean "go do it in the a**" but generally interpreted to mean "f**k you."

Just keep your cool
Now you're starting to drool
Fongool!
I'm Sandra Dee!
~as per Rizzo in the musical GREASE

by Ayve July 9, 2005