shlong

Not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a penis with substantial length and girth.

Holy shit, check out the shlong on that porn star!! He's really packin' some meat!

by Aw yeah October 15, 2003

i love you

Lots of guys say it...then they cum.

"Oh, baby. I love you so much...aaaaahhhh...oooooh. Okay, now get outta my bed"

by Aw yeah February 22, 2005

Dubya

A man whose occupation would be assistant manager of a central Texas Taco Bell if it weren't for his family connections.

Hey Dubya, may I have some hot sauce with my taco supreme??

by Aw yeah February 22, 2005

Ambulance Chaser

A type of lawyer who ranks lower than a pile of excrement in terms of what he/she contributes to society.

Q: What do you call an ambulance chaser riddled with bullets?

A: A good start.

by Aw yeah October 14, 2003

Schlong

A cock with substantial thigh-slapping length and girth.

John ruined his sister's wedding when he drunkenly whipped out his schlong in front of everyone at the reception.

by Aw yeah February 22, 2005

it's not you, it's me

The reason one gives when terminating a relationship with someone who turns out to be repulsive and/or mind-numbingly boring.

It's not you, it's me...I'm just not attracted to you.

by Aw yeah August 24, 2004

Whatever, I do what I want!

Idiotic phrase uttered by spoiled little teenage bitches who haven't the slightest clue what it's like to live in the real world.

"I ain't ever had to work a day in my life and my parents provide me with everything I need. But ain't no one gonna tell me I can't blow half the boys at my school, abuse drugs, and talk to my parents like they is dogs. Whatever, I do what I want!"

by Aw yeah February 22, 2005