Austin's definitions

sperge

to blow your wad, discharge of semen. ejaculation

i sperged all over my gf's face after i was done fucking her.

by austin May 13, 2005

Doin' it Flamingo Style

When two people have to fuck standing up because at least one of them is too skinny, that they would break in half if one of them was on top.

Man that skinny ass was so fuckin' skinny, we had to do it Flamingo Style.

by Austin February 7, 2004

home star runner

sawm won hoo hass mawsh mewwo bains

shawwwwn awr ess a oowm staw wunna

by austin December 5, 2003

Two-Bit

A person who is sarcastic; a smartass

Shut up about it already, Two-Bit.

by Austin November 27, 2004

lil bit

any amount of anything dispite it's original meaning of "not alot" this "lil bit" term can mean even alot or a massive amoutn, whether it being how much something is, or to what extent.

"man 1(asking man 2): did he just insult me?
man 2:lil bit"

"woman: did u have fun last night?
man: lil bit"

by austin February 7, 2004

pubic hair

the stuff that gets in the way of the girls face when she is sucking your dick, also known to other women as fuzzy and fun to pull ((ooooooooooowwwwwwww))

don't cut your pubic hair off bob you might cut yourself then what you gonna do vagina crotch!!!!!

by austin February 11, 2005

united states federal government

a complettly bogus and useless waste of money.

ewww.... I stepped in the united states government

by austin November 14, 2003