Austin's definitions

united states federal government

a complettly bogus and useless waste of money.

ewww.... I stepped in the united states government

by austin November 14, 2003

Lindsay sex

When a man and a man/woman rub shoulders together in a successive motion and ending in an awkward moment

Taylor had lindsay sex before class, and now his shoulder is baboon ass red.

by austin November 30, 2004

illy

A cigarette which is dipped in Fermaldahyde solution, which when smoked, contains a form of PCP.

wat's the dilly? let's smoke sum illy

by Austin February 14, 2004

fuckackta!

Same as fuck.

What the fuckakta!?!?!

by Austin January 18, 2004

yngwie malmsteen

A guitarist from Sweden which his name we couldn't pronounce. Arguably the best shredder there is.

A: Hey, that Yngwie Malmsteen guy is fuckin' awsome.
B: Hell ya, but what's witht he weight issue lately?

by Austin January 1, 2005

finafuckinally

It's about fuckin' time. Fuckin' finally.

I finafuckinally finished that stupid ass paper!

by Austin April 10, 2004

poontang

Aisia pussy, so fukin tight.

"I can't wait till shore leave to get some fuking poontang"

Couresy of Mr. Garrison from "South Park, Bigger Longer and Uncut"

by Austin March 6, 2004