Austin's definitions

fuck wand

Penis. And since the piece of shit web site makes me have at least 3 words and 20 letters i had to write this... blah.

I have the largest damn fuck wand.

by Austin September 12, 2004

finafuckinally

It's about fuckin' time. Fuckin' finally.

I finafuckinally finished that stupid ass paper!

by Austin April 10, 2004

poontang

Aisia pussy, so fukin tight.

"I can't wait till shore leave to get some fuking poontang"

Couresy of Mr. Garrison from "South Park, Bigger Longer and Uncut"

by Austin March 6, 2004

Two-Bit

A person who is sarcastic; a smartass

Shut up about it already, Two-Bit.

by Austin November 27, 2004

home star runner

sawm won hoo hass mawsh mewwo bains

shawwwwn awr ess a oowm staw wunna

by austin December 5, 2003

pubic hair

the stuff that gets in the way of the girls face when she is sucking your dick, also known to other women as fuzzy and fun to pull ((ooooooooooowwwwwwww))

don't cut your pubic hair off bob you might cut yourself then what you gonna do vagina crotch!!!!!

by austin February 11, 2005

porn

the thing that guys use when they cany get any pussy

I'm a nerd and i like porn.

by Austin May 13, 2005