Audi0sl4v3's definitions

Ted Cruzing

Leaving when times get tough especially when your power goes out and you have enough money to abandon the people who need you the most.

Woman: Where are you going?

Man: to Cancun till this all blows over

Woman: so you’re Ted Cruzing on me?

Man: Don’t worry I’m just going to drop my wife off for the weekend then stay in Cancun and work remotely from the comfort of my 80 degree hotel room.

by Audi0sl4v3 February 21, 2021

sidewasted

To be wasted to the point you can see anything straight.

I'm so sidewasted I can't see straight!

by Audi0sl4v3 January 16, 2015

Niggerphone

A phone that works only when it wants to...

Man just a minute ago my phone was working great...Now I have no service...fuckin' Niggerphone

by Audi0sl4v3 December 11, 2009

Double Bastard

The act of having two fathers at the same time that you he/she has never met

If you have a father and also a step father who have both left your mother before you were born, makes you a double bastard

by Audi0sl4v3 October 23, 2009