Niggerphone

A phone that works only when it wants to...
Man just a minute ago my phone was working great...Now I have no service...fuckin' Niggerphone
by Audi0sl4v3 December 11, 2009
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Alabama Wetdown

Me: You from Alabama?
Redneck: I do declare.
Me: Pee one me.
Redneck: Oh you wanting that Alabama Wetdown ain’t ya boy!
by Audi0sl4v3 July 01, 2022
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Double Bastard

The act of having two fathers at the same time that you he/she has never met
If you have a father and also a step father who have both left your mother before you were born, makes you a double bastard
by Audi0sl4v3 October 23, 2009
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sidewasted

To be wasted to the point you can see anything straight.
I'm so sidewasted I can't see straight!
by Audi0sl4v3 January 17, 2015
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