Atomik Spongeface's definitions

peanut

To grab the length of a person's tie, yank it down, and push the knot up as far as you can. This results in the victim struggling to breathe, and also makes it very difficult to undo the knot as it has become so small (hence the word "peanut"). Done mostly by school kids as a prank on each other.

...and then he peanutted me, so I kicked him in the balls.

by Atomik Spongeface August 4, 2008

in before the lock

Phrase used to imply that a forum thread is either stupid or pointless and is going to be locked by a forum mod/admin. It's a much cooler way of saying "I bet this thread is gonna be locked soon".

OP: Hey everyone, I thought I'd just bring up something that's been posted several times before...

OP+1: In before the lock! ;

Forum Admin: I'm locking this thread because its stupid and pointless and has been brought up several times before.

by Atomik Spongeface June 21, 2008

L2P

Learn to play. Phrase can be used in almost any situation, with the ability to be said at anyone who has just done something stupid.

"Oh my God, Sam! You spilt the Coke everywhere! L2P!"

by Atomik Spongeface June 23, 2008

</discussion>

"And that's the end of that."

Term is mainly used in forums and instant messaging, to show the source's opinion that what he has just said is the be all/end all truth, he has spoken, and that all further discussion might as well stop.

It can also be spelt /discussion.

It's an awful movie and anyone who thinks otherwise should die a slow, painful death.

</discussion>

by Atomik Spongeface June 22, 2008

emoticontradiction

When someone posts two or more emoticons that completely contradict eachother.

An example of emoticontradiction:

Person 1: I'm a much bigger fan than you!
Person 2: Yeah right! XD ='( =P =S
Person 1: You didn't have to bombard me with smileys! =O XP

by Atomik Spongeface October 10, 2008

like

A word used subconsciously by most teenagers, to denote that what they are about to say is probably inaccurate, exaggerated, or estimated; it was thought up on the spot, and while it should be considered, it shouldn't be taken entirely at face value. The word becomes embedded in your vocabulary at around 12 and it takes a lot of thinking to really understand why you say it.

"...and then he banged on for, like, half an hour about God and the Bible and stuff..."
"Sam's such a nerd, he wrote like five pages for his essay."
"He's a lot older than he looks, he's like 60 or something."
"...and then he, like, hurled Ben's shoe up into the tree, and it got stuck. Then Ben went mad on him, he must have like broken his nose or something."

by Atomik Spongeface August 4, 2008

i

1) A letter that hoards of businesses and websites put in front of their names and products to make them sound cool. The trend was started by Apple Inc. and since then countless companies have jumped on the bandwagon and done the same thing.

2) A letter which, when placed in front of any word, indicates the online version of that thing; regardless of whether the online version actually exists or not.

1) I just went to iGoogle on my iMac and searched for BBC iPlayer but then someone texted my iPhone to tell to me that iMesh have been taken down off the web.

2) I was getting iBullied by this iThug and I kept hoping the iPolice would show up and kick him into iJail.

by Atomik Spongeface June 21, 2008