kabollocks

The way to say "bollocks" without really saying "bollocks" so no one can have a go at you for swearing.

John: That is an absolute load of kabollocks.
Uptight Person: JOHN!
John: What?! I didn't swear!

by Atomik Spongeface August 11, 2008

Anne Robinson

The most evil woman on television, but that's what makes her so awesome!

If you're going on the Weakest Link, prepare to get torn to shreds by the Queen of Mean, Anne Robinson.

by Atomik Spongeface September 27, 2008

"And that's the end of that."

Term is mainly used in forums and instant messaging, to show the source's opinion that what he has just said is the be all/end all truth, he has spoken, and that all further discussion might as well stop.

It can also be spelt /discussion.

It's an awful movie and anyone who thinks otherwise should die a slow, painful death.

</discussion>

by Atomik Spongeface June 22, 2008

other half

A long term girlfriend/boyfriend, or your wife/husband. So called because they are very special to you and it is as though they complete you.

Me and my other half went on a night boat trip in Paris last weekend, it was lovely and romantic...

by Atomik Spongeface July 07, 2008

demon in the sack

Very good in bed; basically, an excellent shag.

I took this fit bird home last night, she was a demon in the sack.

by Atomik Spongeface August 12, 2008

i

1) A letter that hoards of businesses and websites put in front of their names and products to make them sound cool. The trend was started by Apple Inc. and since then countless companies have jumped on the bandwagon and done the same thing.

2) A letter which, when placed in front of any word, indicates the online version of that thing; regardless of whether the online version actually exists or not.

1) I just went to iGoogle on my iMac and searched for BBC iPlayer but then someone texted my iPhone to tell to me that iMesh have been taken down off the web.

2) I was getting iBullied by this iThug and I kept hoping the iPolice would show up and kick him into iJail.

by Atomik Spongeface June 21, 2008

emoticontradiction

When someone posts two or more emoticons that completely contradict eachother.

An example of emoticontradiction:

Person 1: I'm a much bigger fan than you!
Person 2: Yeah right! XD ='( =P =S
Person 1: You didn't have to bombard me with smileys! =O XP

by Atomik Spongeface October 10, 2008