Atomik Spongeface's definitions

demon in the sack

Very good in bed; basically, an excellent shag.

I took this fit bird home last night, she was a demon in the sack.

by Atomik Spongeface August 12, 2008

emoticontradiction

When someone posts two or more emoticons that completely contradict eachother.

An example of emoticontradiction:

Person 1: I'm a much bigger fan than you!
Person 2: Yeah right! XD ='( =P =S
Person 1: You didn't have to bombard me with smileys! =O XP

by Atomik Spongeface October 10, 2008

L2P

Learn to play. Phrase can be used in almost any situation, with the ability to be said at anyone who has just done something stupid.

"Oh my God, Sam! You spilt the Coke everywhere! L2P!"

by Atomik Spongeface June 23, 2008

peanut

To grab the length of a person's tie, yank it down, and push the knot up as far as you can. This results in the victim struggling to breathe, and also makes it very difficult to undo the knot as it has become so small (hence the word "peanut"). Done mostly by school kids as a prank on each other.

...and then he peanutted me, so I kicked him in the balls.

by Atomik Spongeface August 4, 2008

in before the lock

Phrase used to imply that a forum thread is either stupid or pointless and is going to be locked by a forum mod/admin. It's a much cooler way of saying "I bet this thread is gonna be locked soon".

OP: Hey everyone, I thought I'd just bring up something that's been posted several times before...

OP+1: In before the lock! ;

Forum Admin: I'm locking this thread because its stupid and pointless and has been brought up several times before.

by Atomik Spongeface June 21, 2008

OP+1

Refers to the person who makes the next post after the Original Poster; the very first replier to a forum thread. So called because it's the next one on from OP.

The pattern can go on for as long as you like, OP+2, OP+3 etc. but when it gets too high to interpret at glance, it's probably not worth using.

The OP+1 is fuckin' troll, someone please ban him.

by Atomik Spongeface June 20, 2008

MegaVideo

Also see: piece of shit.

Possibly the shittiest and crassest video sharing site on the whole Internet. Its one goal is to try and be better than YouTube, which is something it has no hope of ever, ever doing. It has even been known to steal YouTube's videos, and pass them off as its own. The whole Internet laughs at MegaVideo for its bold proclamation that it "beats YouTube".

The Universe will expire long before MegaVideo comes close to YouTube.

by Atomik Spongeface June 23, 2008