Atomic Johnny's definitions

donkey dick

Naval Term. - (1) The nozzle of an inline proportioner in a firefighting hose line for AFFF. (2) The inflated tube that holds up the center of the roof of a lifeboat. (3) The protruding sensor boom of the MAD gear aboard the P-2 Neptune and P-3 Orion. Note: this term is also used for literally dozens of other objects in the naval service.

Hand me that donkey dick over there!

by Atomic Johnny May 13, 2005

pig of the port

Naval term used for the ugliest girl in port. This term is used most frequently in clubs, bars, etc when ship is in port and the ugliest girl is spotted in the establishment.

Didja' see the pig of the port? She's trying to hook up with everybody tonight!

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

AJ Squared Away

Naval term for the mythical sailor who has his shit together.

That bilge snip is AJ Squared Away

by Atomic Johnny March 29, 2005

amateur night

Naval term for the day after payday, when nothing seems to go right, especially shipboard evolutions.

Damn! tomorrows gonna' be amateur night.

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

deck ape

Naval term used to signify a "botswain's mate" on a ship who is in charge of anchors, moorings, lines, rope etc.

Chief! Order deck apes to pull anchor!

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

Bilge Snipe

A naval term for the people on ships who work below decks, in engine rooms, bilges, etc. These sailors have been known to get nose bleeds when they go above waterline.

My brother was a bilge snipe the entire time he was on the USS Enterprise.

by Atomic Johnny March 29, 2005