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syllogism

Sperm that flies all over the place when you ejaculate.

Peter North has got lots of silly jism.

by Assweepay January 24, 2004

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u,2wedding Maria Mr.

Italian wedding invitation

You comma to wedding, Maria missed her period.

by Assweepay July 29, 2003

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horizontally challenged

The inability to get laid.

Condoleezza Rice is so horizontally challenged, it's not funny.

by Assweepay October 1, 2005

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macropenis

A person with an abnormally large penis.

Long Dong Silver, Shaquille O'Neal

by Assweepay August 13, 2003

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Lardassian

An obese Star Trek fan often seen at sci-fi conventions.
Known to frequently masturbate to pictures of Gates McFadden.

Those evil Lardassians are lining up for an autograph of the actress who played Roxanna Troy.

by Assweepay January 2, 2009

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POTUS

The President of the United States

George W. Bush is a POS POTUS

by Assweepay October 10, 2005

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