Assweepay's definitions

podcast

To let it be known that you own an iPod.

Person A: Check out that muthafucka with the white earphones.

Person B: Yup. He be podcasting.

Person A: Let's jump the muthafucka!

Person B: No worth it, man. The POS
doesn't have gapless playback.

by Assweepay August 27, 2005

lesriage

When two women get 'married' it is a lesriage.

Those dykes are talking to their lesriage planner, Ellen.

by Assweepay July 13, 2005

Dan Quayle with tits

See Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin is just Dan Quayle with tits.

by Assweepay January 17, 2009

XML

Short for Examine my labia

The gynecologist likes to XML.
I could tell from the semi bulging from his pants.

by Assweepay September 5, 2005

u,2wedding Maria Mr.

Italian wedding invitation

You comma to wedding, Maria missed her period.

by Assweepay July 29, 2003

syllogism

Sperm that flies all over the place when you ejaculate.

Peter North has got lots of silly jism.

by Assweepay January 24, 2004