Assweepay's definitions

horizontally challenged

The inability to get laid.

Condoleezza Rice is so horizontally challenged, it's not funny.

by Assweepay October 1, 2005

Lardassian

An obese Star Trek fan often seen at sci-fi conventions.
Known to frequently masturbate to pictures of Gates McFadden.

Those evil Lardassians are lining up for an autograph of the actress who played Roxanna Troy.

by Assweepay January 2, 2009

Dan Quayle with tits

See Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin is just Dan Quayle with tits.

by Assweepay January 17, 2009

macropenis

A person with an abnormally large penis.

Long Dong Silver, Shaquille O'Neal

by Assweepay August 13, 2003

u,2wedding Maria Mr.

Italian wedding invitation

You comma to wedding, Maria missed her period.

by Assweepay July 29, 2003

syllogism

Sperm that flies all over the place when you ejaculate.

Peter North has got lots of silly jism.

by Assweepay January 24, 2004