Assholes Inc.'s definitions

weapons of ass destruction

What people get after eating at Taco Bell

After I ate a burrito from Taco Bell and released a Weapon of Ass Destruction, everyone in the room was left unconscious.

by Assholes Inc. August 29, 2003

maggotbox

The proper term for Macintosh because it's a slow piece of shit computer not compatible with any software that's been programmed on earth. See Macintosh

People who use maggotboxes are generally retarded dickheads.

by Assholes Inc. September 7, 2003

*NSYNC

Used to be a shitty gay boyband with uber fags in it.

Then the Asshole Squad came and blew their brains out with .38 magnums.

The end.

by Assholes Inc. September 9, 2003

Manly Democrat

oxymoron

See Smart Ass, Political Correctness, Rap Music, Linux Complete

by Assholes Inc. September 14, 2003

basturd

A bastard who is full of shit (turd)

you are such a basturd

by Assholes Inc. August 13, 2003

Birth Control

See Linux.

by Assholes Inc. September 5, 2003

coke and pepsi

A phrase meaning a dick and a pussy.

My coke went into her pepsi

by Assholes Inc. September 5, 2003