Assholes Inc.'s definitions

mee grob

One of the 7 words that offend God, considered as one of the highest degree.

Sony roolz is a mee grob.

by Assholes Inc. September 30, 2003

basturd

A bastard who is full of shit (turd)

you are such a basturd

by Assholes Inc. August 13, 2003

Birth Control

See Linux.

by Assholes Inc. September 5, 2003

Manly Democrat

oxymoron

See Smart Ass, Political Correctness, Rap Music, Linux Complete

by Assholes Inc. September 14, 2003

Pepsi Blue

Diarrhea mixed with blue food coloring

You want me to drink Pepsi Blue?!?

by Assholes Inc. September 16, 2003

Dr. Evil

My father was a relentlessly self-improving lingerie salesman with low-grade narcolepsy and a panchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, make outrageous claims like he had invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. My childhood was pretty typical. Summers in Rangoon, louge lessons, in the spring we would make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At 13 I met an Austrian barber-surgeon named Wilma. She ritualistically shaved my testicles. There's nothing like a freshly shorned scrotum. It's breathtaking, you should try it.

Throw me a frikkin bone here, will ya?
Just kill that little bastard, see if I care.

by Assholes Inc. September 14, 2003

french military victories

oxymoron

The french won military victories? No they didn't you dumbass.

by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003