Assholes Inc.'s definitions

Blue Screen of Death

Something that is now virtually extinct, thanks to Microsoft's brand new stable OS.

"OH NO!!!!1MY WIDNWOZ 3.1 HSA CARAHSED!!!!!!!!11111"
"You need Windows XP, dipshit. Welcome to the real world."

by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003

ass

(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Big Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass

by Assholes Inc. August 30, 2003

FDA

A flash movie on newgrounds. Stands for Fuck Dat Ass

by Assholes Inc. September 9, 2003

crApple

The proper term for Apple.

The iMac, the Powermac, the iPod... what will crapple think of next?

by Assholes Inc. September 14, 2003

basturd

A bastard who is full of shit (turd)

you are such a basturd

by Assholes Inc. August 13, 2003

Birth Control

See Linux.

by Assholes Inc. September 5, 2003

Manly Democrat

oxymoron

See Smart Ass, Political Correctness, Rap Music, Linux Complete

by Assholes Inc. September 14, 2003