Assholes Inc.'s definitions

Taco Bell

Where weapons of mass destruction are made.

Eat at Taco Bell and you'll have weapons of mass destruction within two hours.

by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003

Krung thep mahanakhon bovorn ratanakosin mahintharayutthaya mahadilok pop noparatratchathani burirom udomratchanivetma hasathan amornpiman avatarnsa thit sakkathattiyavisnukarmprasit

1. The longest name for a city world. The poetic name for Bangkok, the capital of Thailand.

2. A word Bill Gates looks at while masterbating.

Hey look everyone, I wrote a definition for "Krung thep mahanakhon bovorn ratanakosin mahintharayutthaya mahadilok pop noparatratchathani burirom udomratchanivetma hasathan amornpiman avatarnsa thit sakkathattiyavisnukarmprasit", aren't I special.

by Assholes Inc. September 15, 2003

sick fuck

The people who made AOL

none needed.

by Assholes Inc. September 10, 2003

Honda

A Honda is Like a Tampon - Every Pussy Has One.

The only people who drive hondas are wapanese and faggots.

by Assholes Inc. August 20, 2006

cuntry

A country that is full of cunts

France is a cuntry.

by Assholes Inc. August 25, 2003

fukc

euphemism for fuck.

i fukced your mother

by Assholes Inc. August 26, 2003

fucktard contest

A test held each year to see who is the most retarded contestant of all. The winners of this year are sony roolz and Mac User.

I went to the fucktard contest today... I laughed my fucking ass off!

by Assholes Inc. September 18, 2003