44 definitions by Assholes Inc.

Taco Bell

Where weapons of mass destruction are made.

Eat at Taco Bell and you'll have weapons of mass destruction within two hours.

by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003

world peace

Promote World Peace: Kill Everyone

by Assholes Inc. August 30, 2003

evil

the name of the street I live in

I live at 666 evil dr.

by Assholes Inc. August 30, 2003

Rock

Ever notice all the pop/rap fans who entered a definition for this word type like dyslexic toddlers on crack? Pretty much proves that pop produces retards who can't spell for shit.

Rock and metal are examples of real music genres.

by Assholes Inc. September 2, 2003

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night

A comeback, usually signifying that the person saying this phrase can't win the argument.

"Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit whore"
"Yeah, well your mom was really good last night"

by Assholes Inc. September 10, 2003

Blue Screen of Death

Something that is now virtually extinct, thanks to Microsoft's brand new stable OS.

"OH NO!!!!1MY WIDNWOZ 3.1 HSA CARAHSED!!!!!!!!11111"
"You need Windows XP, dipshit. Welcome to the real world."

by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003

french military victories

oxymoron

The french won military victories? No they didn't you dumbass.

by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003