30 definitions by Asshole

pos

Another gay instant messenger abbreviation created by losers with no life. Means "parent over shoulder." Used to tell the other person that your mom/dad is looking so don't type anything you wouldn't want them to see.

ChEeRcHiCk289: omg lyk u no who is lyk so hott?
SeXiPriNcEsS542: pos
ChEeRcHiCk289: um....what is our math homework
SeXiPriNcEsS: ok he left
ChEeRcHiCk289: oMg! josh is soOo hott and i gave him head yesterday because im a slutty little cheerleader!

by Asshole November 8, 2003

walking strand of chlamydia

this broad i was seeing last semester but now i don't cuz she's a fuckin whore and i just imagine that she's a giant walking strand of the claps and i don't wanna be around her

fuckin whore needs to quit diving between everyone's legs she meets fuckin...fuck!

by Asshole January 21, 2004

political correctness

what liberal bastards use to hide there prejudice

the word african american is politically correct and bullshit because not even africans call themselves africans and because they ar'nt from africa themselves and because there are infact white africans in the future just say black

by Asshole February 3, 2004

art fag

a person who smokes, drinks $4 coffee and visits art museums and talks about the art expressing the descent and selling out of America to capitalists and other four syllable words but they are huge ass hypocrits cuz they are selling out too with their goddamn cigarettes and $5 lattes and banana republic peacoats. listen to Dead Milkmen's "you'll dance to anything"

you know what you are? an ART FAG!

by Asshole January 21, 2004

brittles

a curly headed silly girl with smelly feet who never wears socks. sings all the time and loves showing off.

Brittles has a large head.

by Asshole April 1, 2005

kiwikid

The dude that kicked my ass in every xbox live game.

FUCK! kiwikid won again.

by Asshole July 20, 2004

Caravan

1) A small, reliable airplane manufactured by Cessna capable of takeoff and landing in very small areas. High load capacity. Popular with FedEx pilots and drug dealers. Can be equipped for both freight or luxury.

2) A large, unreliable minivan manufactured by Dodge capable of infecting every driveway in a white suburban neighborhood. High load capacity. Popular with soccermoms and drug dealers. Equipped for both freight and luxury.

1) "My Caravan has fifty cupholders."

2) "My Caravan has fifty cupholders."

by Asshole October 6, 2003