william shakespeare

a wierd dude that writes plays

william shakespreare is weird.

by asshole April 29, 2003

kiwikid

The dude that kicked my ass in every xbox live game.

FUCK! kiwikid won again.

by asshole July 20, 2004

Caravan

1) A small, reliable airplane manufactured by Cessna capable of takeoff and landing in very small areas. High load capacity. Popular with FedEx pilots and drug dealers. Can be equipped for both freight or luxury.

2) A large, unreliable minivan manufactured by Dodge capable of infecting every driveway in a white suburban neighborhood. High load capacity. Popular with soccermoms and drug dealers. Equipped for both freight and luxury.

1) "My Caravan has fifty cupholders."

2) "My Caravan has fifty cupholders."

by Asshole October 06, 2003

wet nap

when your girl is sleeping next to you and you jack off and cum on her and she never knows

i was really horny the other night but my girl wouldnt wake up, so i gave her a wet nap

by asshole February 27, 2004

Full Release

Slang term used in corrupt massage parlors (Whack Palaces) to indicate that you wish to be given a handjob.

"Yeah, uhm, do you offer a full release massage?"

by Asshole October 06, 2003

kwicherbichin

quit your bitchin

you... kwicherbichin!

by asshole January 22, 2004

pos

Another gay instant messenger abbreviation created by losers with no life. Means "parent over shoulder." Used to tell the other person that your mom/dad is looking so don't type anything you wouldn't want them to see.

ChEeRcHiCk289: omg lyk u no who is lyk so hott?
SeXiPriNcEsS542: pos
ChEeRcHiCk289: um....what is our math homework
SeXiPriNcEsS: ok he left
ChEeRcHiCk289: oMg! josh is soOo hott and i gave him head yesterday because im a slutty little cheerleader!

by Asshole November 08, 2003