Asshole's definitions

the snap

n. Inserting one's middle finger into a woman's anal cavity and one's thumb into the same woman's vaginal cavity, then pressing them together against the walls of the corresponding oriface and snapping one's fingers. This act is usually very painful to the woman. Derivation of The Shocker.

Last night, this bitch asked me to give her the snap. My middle finger still smells like shit, dude.

by asshole March 17, 2005

wangster

a white fag that thinks he is black and beats it too much

eminem is a wangster

by asshole January 30, 2004

les nubians

nu lesbians

i could be dyslexic

by asshole January 21, 2004

rehave

invented by my frend it meen a loser or some dumb person who thinks der smart but der not

peter ruming dat loser is a rehave

by asshole December 20, 2004

art fag

a person who smokes, drinks $4 coffee and visits art museums and talks about the art expressing the descent and selling out of America to capitalists and other four syllable words but they are huge ass hypocrits cuz they are selling out too with their goddamn cigarettes and $5 lattes and banana republic peacoats. listen to Dead Milkmen's "you'll dance to anything"

you know what you are? an ART FAG!

by asshole November 23, 2006

whatever

Word all too often used by Americans to connotate a feeling of apathy. The fact that it's used in almost every sentence is not as alarming to many as it should be.

"They bombed a foreign nation without cable TV. Millions died."
"Whatever. They're making another Temptation Island."
"Sweet."

by Asshole October 6, 2003

brittles

a curly headed silly girl with smelly feet who never wears socks. sings all the time and loves showing off.

Brittles has a large head.

by asshole April 1, 2005