Asshole's definitions

ohio

A state that wishes it was as badass as Michigan. Hey, we might not have Cedar Point, but at least we're not mostly composed of farmland, cows, and rednecks. Pwned.

Passerby 1: Woah, do you see that dude making out with his girlfriend on the bench over there?
Passerby 2: Yeah, what about i-- HOLY SHIT DUDE, THEY'RE TWINS!
Passerby 3: *barfs up a kidney*
Passerby 2: Damn you, Ohio. Damn you in the ass.

by Asshole May 17, 2004

the tom brokaw

when someone calls you every day AT THE SAME TIME to tell you meaningless bullshit thats going on in their life

friend: ay, i just made a sandwich, and it was awesome! me: i dont fucking care!!!!

by asshole February 26, 2004

wet nap

when your girl is sleeping next to you and you jack off and cum on her and she never knows

i was really horny the other night but my girl wouldnt wake up, so i gave her a wet nap

by asshole February 26, 2004

constantinople

now Istanbul, not constantinople. why did constantinople get the works? that's nobody's business but the Turks!

why they changed it
i can't say
people just liked it better that way!

we love they might be giants.

by asshole January 21, 2004

the snap

n. Inserting one's middle finger into a woman's anal cavity and one's thumb into the same woman's vaginal cavity, then pressing them together against the walls of the corresponding oriface and snapping one's fingers. This act is usually very painful to the woman. Derivation of The Shocker.

Last night, this bitch asked me to give her the snap. My middle finger still smells like shit, dude.

by asshole March 17, 2005

les nubians

nu lesbians

i could be dyslexic

by asshole January 21, 2004

wangster

a white fag that thinks he is black and beats it too much

eminem is a wangster

by asshole January 30, 2004