Ashley's definitions

unicorn

When a guy has an erection, he places his two balls on the girl's eyelids, which makes her have his dick as a unicorn on her forehead.

by ashley June 16, 2003

Best Roommate

Tracy, otherwise known as Ashley's roommate.

"Tracy, you are the best roommate ever!" says Ashley.

by Ashley April 21, 2005

sucks at life

Someone or something that is a terrible waste of life/space/time, and is all-around shitty.

"that guy sucks at life"

by Ashley December 1, 2003

Daria

Whoever said that Daria was very gurlie/preppy and a bitch (IF u were referring to the same daria), You are SO wrong. Daria is VERY nice and an AWESOME friend to be with and talk with. Your just jealous because she's pretty and has lots of friends..unlike you STACEY and ???

Daria's awesome.

by Ashley January 11, 2004

shwack

to describe objects or things.

"I left my shwack at home."

by ashley May 8, 2003

denderfiliac

Having sex with a tree

Tree:I'm a tree
Nick:I know

by Ashley July 31, 2004

alrite

When a guy thinks that a girl is hot or pretty but just doesn't want to say it so he looks "cool" He likes her he just doesn't want everyone to know..

Do you like Ashley?

Jeff:She's alrite




But what Jeff really means is that he thinks Ashley's hot and he likes her

by Ashley January 14, 2004