Ashent's definitions

freestyle shred

Freestyle shred is a sport known to most as hacky-sack but commonly known as footbagging. Shredding is usually complex tricks strung together in an effort to make a flowing, highly skilled routine of footbag.

Hey did you see the tournament yesterday? They were playing hardcore hacky-sack!

No, those were freestyle shredders.

by Ashent June 27, 2006

V-card

Used to describe someone's virginity or in the phrase, 'I just swiped my v-card. Usually a playful term used instead of the normal colloquialism.

Hey man.
Sup?
I heard you swiped your v-card last night.
Lolllll yah it was teh seks.

by Ashent June 27, 2006

lewl

Internet colloquialism related to lol or the common phoenetic version, lawl.

Lewl, pwned in teh face.

by Ashent May 17, 2006

tbph

To be perfectly honest.

Tbph, your breasts look amazing.

by Ashent October 17, 2006

Boulder

Boulder is a city in Colorado that houses Colorado University. It is a new age, hippy-modern Subaru loving piece of shit town, but besides Denver it is the only place in the state worth going.

Hey, let's go up to the hill and get a bag!

Okay.. That's the only thing to do in Boulder anyways.

by Ashent May 18, 2006

Ashent

A popular monument in the internet society.

Noun: Ashent as a person or entity. Also,

Verb: To feel gloriously superior.

Did you see Ashent at the concert? He was rocking out!

Person 1: You think you're pretty smart, don't you?
Person 2: Well.. I *AM* Ashent.

by Ashent May 18, 2006

teg

Short for a Honda/Acura Integra. Slang term derived from saying 'integra' constantly. Also related to teg-lovers and my own definition "teggy" who is a Honda fanatic specifically devoted to the Integra model.

1: Did you see that modded GSR?

2: Yeah, that was a nice teg.

by Ashent June 27, 2006