forum troll

A forum troll is someone who actively watches a forum. Not to be confused with a lurker, or just a forum frequenter, the troll annoys, pesters, and generally insults any thread they open.
-- Interweb : "My dad called me yesterday and said that the house was up for sale and I have to move and now I won't have any friends and I'm so sad I don't even know how to use punctuation it's insane."

-- Forum Troll : "I've become dumber just by reading this. Removing you from the genepool would not only be helpful to society, but would be praised in songs for generations."

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-- Interweb : "My dad called me yesterday and said that the house was up for sale and I have to move and now I won't have any friends and I'm so sad I don't even know how to use punctuation it's insane."

-- Forum Troll : TLDR <--- Common example of a forum troll response.
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imhy

In my hypothetical. Used just like IMO or IMHO except it means in a hypothetical situation. Kek.
Imhy, if you did that to me - I would probably kill you irl tbph.
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scaniving

Scaniving is a contraction of the words coniving and scandalous because both words can usually describe the same person you are speaking of.
"Did you see Jamie at that party hitting on those frat guys?"

"Yeah what the fuck dude, she's such a scaniving whore!"
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gam3r

A gamer of teh highest order, tbqh imho qft qft.
Oh fux here comes Ash, gam3r of teh year.
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teggy

A car enthusiast who is obsessed with Integras.
Ash: Lol I just put a new hood on my teg, can't wait for my exhaust to come in the mail!

You: God you're such a teggy.
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femme

A rendition of the term feminine. Loosely defined to mean an attractive young female. Sounds cute, as they are.
Oh snap, look at that femme over there!
Whatever, this femme over here has a nicer smile!
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tbph

Tbph, your breasts look amazing.
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