Ashent's definitions

teg

Short for a Honda/Acura Integra. Slang term derived from saying 'integra' constantly. Also related to teg-lovers and my own definition "teggy" who is a Honda fanatic specifically devoted to the Integra model.

1: Did you see that modded GSR?

2: Yeah, that was a nice teg.

by Ashent June 27, 2006

zerg guild

A zerg guild is a term used in MMORPGs to describe a group of players with little to no skill, employing hundreds of accounts to get anything done. If an encounter requires 5 people, a zerg guild brings 20.

Offspring of the term 'zerg rush' which was coined from Starcraft, after a race in the game that employs such tactics regularly.

1: "Hye u got teh strat for uber_mob lol??///"
2: "Why? It would take 80 of you to kill it with your zerg guild."

by Ashent June 27, 2006

clickeded

What an AOL user does with his mouse.

Pronounced : Clikt-ed

"Hey Larry I dun clickeded the box but it won't open."

by Ashent June 29, 2006

SLR

A Stuckup Lesbian Roleplayer.
If you are familiar with the term mangina, it is not exactly that. A mangina and an SLR are both males who play female characters in online video games, but an SLR is an extreme version.

SLR's basically pretend to be females, but that they are lesbians. An easy excuse for talking like a guy, or having cyber with other SLR's that they truly believe to be girls. These men are usually 30-40 years old, balding and not going anywhere in life. Period.

Ashent: Lawl did you see those SLR's sitting in the corner emoting at each other?
Soem_guy: The 2 fat guys pretending to be pretty lesbians? Yeah how could you miss 'em?

by Ashent May 18, 2006

Handa

Handa, or H and A, means Honda Motor Corp. and their USDM owned company Acura. JDM (Japanese Domestic Market) "Acuras" are all labeled Hondas. This is common practice to avoid an American law restricting the amount of models a car manufacturer can release.

Lol that fool in the b18c vtec didn't know his teg was a Honda? Learn2Handa.

by Ashent May 18, 2006

Fedfuxed

Fedfuxed is a state you can be in mentally. To watch a mailman skip over your house while awaiting a package.

Me: Man I looked out my window and saw the FedEx guy across the road!
Someone that isn't me: Lol did u get teh package??
Me: No, he drove right by. I got FedFuxed.

by Ashent May 18, 2006

V-card

Used to describe someone's virginity or in the phrase, 'I just swiped my v-card. Usually a playful term used instead of the normal colloquialism.

Hey man.
Sup?
I heard you swiped your v-card last night.
Lolllll yah it was teh seks.

by Ashent June 27, 2006