Ashent's definitions

V-card

Used to describe someone's virginity or in the phrase, 'I just swiped my v-card. Usually a playful term used instead of the normal colloquialism.

Hey man.
Sup?
I heard you swiped your v-card last night.
Lolllll yah it was teh seks.

by Ashent June 27, 2006

oh em gee

Phonetic spelling of the term omg. This is how you would pronounce the acronym, or spell it out sarcastically.

Oh em gee, now THAT was awesome.

by Ashent May 17, 2006

teggy

A car enthusiast who is obsessed with Integras.

Ash: Lol I just put a new hood on my teg, can't wait for my exhaust to come in the mail!

You: God you're such a teggy.

by Ashent June 27, 2006

gam3r

A gamer of teh highest order, tbqh imho qft qft.

Oh fux here comes Ash, gam3r of teh year.

by Ashent June 29, 2006

imhy

In my hypothetical. Used just like IMO or IMHO except it means in a hypothetical situation. Kek.

Imhy, if you did that to me - I would probably kill you irl tbph.

by Ashent October 17, 2006

teg

Short for a Honda/Acura Integra. Slang term derived from saying 'integra' constantly. Also related to teg-lovers and my own definition "teggy" who is a Honda fanatic specifically devoted to the Integra model.

1: Did you see that modded GSR?

2: Yeah, that was a nice teg.

by Ashent June 27, 2006

Fedfuxed

Fedfuxed is a state you can be in mentally. To watch a mailman skip over your house while awaiting a package.

Me: Man I looked out my window and saw the FedEx guy across the road!
Someone that isn't me: Lol did u get teh package??
Me: No, he drove right by. I got FedFuxed.

by Ashent May 18, 2006