Ashent's definitions

braille

Braille is a caucasian MC with records like "Timeless" and "Shades of Grey." If you appreciate a deeper form of hip hop, you should check him out. Except that he sings about God a lot for some reason.

Man did you see the Braille show last night? Fuckin SICK.

by Ashent June 29, 2006

scaniving

Scaniving is a contraction of the words coniving and scandalous because both words can usually describe the same person you are speaking of.

"Did you see Jamie at that party hitting on those frat guys?"

"Yeah what the fuck dude, she's such a scaniving whore!"

by Ashent June 27, 2006

gam3r

A gamer of teh highest order, tbqh imho qft qft.

Oh fux here comes Ash, gam3r of teh year.

by Ashent June 29, 2006

imhy

In my hypothetical. Used just like IMO or IMHO except it means in a hypothetical situation. Kek.

Imhy, if you did that to me - I would probably kill you irl tbph.

by Ashent October 17, 2006

forum troll

A forum troll is someone who actively watches a forum. Not to be confused with a lurker, or just a forum frequenter, the troll annoys, pesters, and generally insults any thread they open.

-- Interweb : "My dad called me yesterday and said that the house was up for sale and I have to move and now I won't have any friends and I'm so sad I don't even know how to use punctuation it's insane."

-- Forum Troll : "I've become dumber just by reading this. Removing you from the genepool would not only be helpful to society, but would be praised in songs for generations."

2.

-- Interweb : "My dad called me yesterday and said that the house was up for sale and I have to move and now I won't have any friends and I'm so sad I don't even know how to use punctuation it's insane."

-- Forum Troll : TLDR <--- Common example of a forum troll response.

by Ashent June 27, 2006

Fedfuxed

Fedfuxed is a state you can be in mentally. To watch a mailman skip over your house while awaiting a package.

Me: Man I looked out my window and saw the FedEx guy across the road!
Someone that isn't me: Lol did u get teh package??
Me: No, he drove right by. I got FedFuxed.

by Ashent May 18, 2006

teg

Short for a Honda/Acura Integra. Slang term derived from saying 'integra' constantly. Also related to teg-lovers and my own definition "teggy" who is a Honda fanatic specifically devoted to the Integra model.

1: Did you see that modded GSR?

2: Yeah, that was a nice teg.

by Ashent June 27, 2006