Ashent's definitions

braille

Braille is a caucasian MC with records like "Timeless" and "Shades of Grey." If you appreciate a deeper form of hip hop, you should check him out. Except that he sings about God a lot for some reason.

Man did you see the Braille show last night? Fuckin SICK.

by Ashent June 29, 2006

Fedfuxed

Fedfuxed is a state you can be in mentally. To watch a mailman skip over your house while awaiting a package.

Me: Man I looked out my window and saw the FedEx guy across the road!
Someone that isn't me: Lol did u get teh package??
Me: No, he drove right by. I got FedFuxed.

by Ashent May 18, 2006

SLR

A Stuckup Lesbian Roleplayer.
If you are familiar with the term mangina, it is not exactly that. A mangina and an SLR are both males who play female characters in online video games, but an SLR is an extreme version.

SLR's basically pretend to be females, but that they are lesbians. An easy excuse for talking like a guy, or having cyber with other SLR's that they truly believe to be girls. These men are usually 30-40 years old, balding and not going anywhere in life. Period.

Ashent: Lawl did you see those SLR's sitting in the corner emoting at each other?
Soem_guy: The 2 fat guys pretending to be pretty lesbians? Yeah how could you miss 'em?

by Ashent May 18, 2006

Handa

Handa, or H and A, means Honda Motor Corp. and their USDM owned company Acura. JDM (Japanese Domestic Market) "Acuras" are all labeled Hondas. This is common practice to avoid an American law restricting the amount of models a car manufacturer can release.

Lol that fool in the b18c vtec didn't know his teg was a Honda? Learn2Handa.

by Ashent May 18, 2006

V-card

Used to describe someone's virginity or in the phrase, 'I just swiped my v-card. Usually a playful term used instead of the normal colloquialism.

Hey man.
Sup?
I heard you swiped your v-card last night.
Lolllll yah it was teh seks.

by Ashent June 27, 2006

freestyle shred

Freestyle shred is a sport known to most as hacky-sack but commonly known as footbagging. Shredding is usually complex tricks strung together in an effort to make a flowing, highly skilled routine of footbag.

Hey did you see the tournament yesterday? They were playing hardcore hacky-sack!

No, those were freestyle shredders.

by Ashent June 27, 2006

teg

Short for a Honda/Acura Integra. Slang term derived from saying 'integra' constantly. Also related to teg-lovers and my own definition "teggy" who is a Honda fanatic specifically devoted to the Integra model.

1: Did you see that modded GSR?

2: Yeah, that was a nice teg.

by Ashent June 27, 2006