24 definitions by Ashent

A car enthusiast who is obsessed with Integras.
Ash: Lol I just put a new hood on my teg, can't wait for my exhaust to come in the mail!

You: God you're such a teggy.
by Ashent June 27, 2006
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Used to describe someone's virginity or in the phrase, 'I just swiped my v-card. Usually a playful term used instead of the normal colloquialism.
Hey man.
Sup?
I heard you swiped your v-card last night.
Lolllll yah it was teh seks.
by Ashent June 27, 2006
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A Stuckup Lesbian Roleplayer.
If you are familiar with the term mangina, it is not exactly that. A mangina and an SLR are both males who play female characters in online video games, but an SLR is an extreme version.

SLR's basically pretend to be females, but that they are lesbians. An easy excuse for talking like a guy, or having cyber with other SLR's that they truly believe to be girls. These men are usually 30-40 years old, balding and not going anywhere in life. Period.
Ashent: Lawl did you see those SLR's sitting in the corner emoting at each other?
Soem_guy: The 2 fat guys pretending to be pretty lesbians? Yeah how could you miss 'em?
by Ashent May 10, 2006
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Fedfuxed is a state you can be in mentally. To watch a mailman skip over your house while awaiting a package.
Me: Man I looked out my window and saw the FedEx guy across the road!
Someone that isn't me: Lol did u get teh package??
Me: No, he drove right by. I got FedFuxed.
by Ashent May 10, 2006
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A forum troll is someone who actively watches a forum. Not to be confused with a lurker, or just a forum frequenter, the troll annoys, pesters, and generally insults any thread they open.
-- Interweb : "My dad called me yesterday and said that the house was up for sale and I have to move and now I won't have any friends and I'm so sad I don't even know how to use punctuation it's insane."

-- Forum Troll : "I've become dumber just by reading this. Removing you from the genepool would not only be helpful to society, but would be praised in songs for generations."

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-- Interweb : "My dad called me yesterday and said that the house was up for sale and I have to move and now I won't have any friends and I'm so sad I don't even know how to use punctuation it's insane."

-- Forum Troll : TLDR <--- Common example of a forum troll response.
by Ashent June 27, 2006
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In my hypothetical. Used just like IMO or IMHO except it means in a hypothetical situation. Kek.
Imhy, if you did that to me - I would probably kill you irl tbph.
by Ashent October 17, 2006
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