Ash's definitions

Teenage Love Song

When virgins make love for the first time.

"We made a teenage love song."

by Ash February 15, 2005

Narley

it was out there and scary but exciting

jumpin outta a plane or doin a move on ur motorbike!"that shits narley"

by ash January 4, 2005

tic tacs

1. Mint
2. Extremely small breasts.

1. You need a tic tac, your breath stinks!
2. Jaysus, she's a right tic-tac!

by Ash February 16, 2005

everton

The Blues, the peoples' club, the football team representing Merseyside. They live in a cramped, out-of-date stadium, have no 'star' players, are bankrupt and doomed to relegation. However, they are still above the RS and have just twatted Manure.

Me (in the Walton last night): how long has it been since we beat them manc feqqaz?
me arl fella: Bout 25 minutes ar kid

by Ash April 21, 2005

skeetfast

a guy who cums quickly during sexual intercourse

Ray came over last nite and we had sex. We started @1:45 but he was finished by 1:47; he is such a skeetfast!

by Ash May 13, 2005

purd

my other nickname my dad calls me

hey purd!

by ash July 10, 2003

townie

Were to start... Well, townies (chavs, twats, neds in scotland. I also hear they are called trevs in bristol.) They wear tracksuits all the time, often wear gloves as they may be called to rob a house or mug an old woman. They wear that damn burberry pattern all the time (Shirts, hats. It wouldn't suprise me if they had burberry underwear...) They smoke to look hard, only to look hard (Well, i smoke but it's because its one thing that calms me down after run-ins with the scum.) They love to start on normal people, goths and moshers, well basicly everyone. They drive around in 1.1 Vauxhall novas or fiestas with added body kits to make it look like the sports version, which they can't afford on the dole or by mugging old ladies. I think we should start taking back our world from these burberry wearing sheep.

What do you do if you see a townie with half a face? Stop laughing and reload the shotgun

by Ash December 1, 2004