8 definitions by Asa Guy

fat dick

To screw someone over by not showing up or calling when plans have been made.

Well, Jasper is 30 minutes late. Looks like he fat dicked us once again...

by Asa Guy August 12, 2007

paper hat joe

The nickname given to your local sushi guy...

Damn! I asked for a spicy tuna roll and paper hat joe almost killed me with his icey stare!

by Asa Guy May 14, 2007

ice pick

An alcoholic beverage consisting of iced tea and some sort of citrus vodka, be it lemon or orange. Damn tasty and you get gassed fast. Great for taking to the beach...

Pour me an ice pick miss bartender and i'll bend you over later...

by Asa Guy May 30, 2007

"Ripin' it"

Used to describe a dead person or some other thing which used to be living. Taken from the common tombstone inscription Rest In Peace...

"Tyrone took a cap to the dome, now he's "ripin' it"..."

by Asa Guy November 15, 2006

sewer whale

A peice excrement so large that after the flush the tail is still visible in the shitter.

Dude, after all the booze and early morning waffles i dropped a sewer whale. The plumber should be here any minute. Call the EPA...

by Asa Guy May 2, 2007

hunkadunk

The totally shitty feeling of being hungover after lots of beers the night before. This word is used when you still are in the morning haze.

"Damn, after all that booze last night i'm in deep hunkadunk..."

by Asa Guy April 30, 2007

two turntables and microphone

Line from a Beck song called "Where It's At". Two turntables and a microphone are supposed to represent a dick; the shaft and two balls...

Where it's at!?!? I got two turntables and microphone!

by Asa Guy May 30, 2007