Arty & Tommy's definitions

Publix

The term used to describe the unfortunate happenstance when a female's body is absolutely incredibe...but a grocery bag would be better instead of looking at her face.

"She is such a Publix"

by Arty & Tommy January 25, 2004

Edward and Kenneth Norton

Enormous mamory glands. Sometimes referred to as "Ed & Ken", or "The Nortons"...

Good God...would you look at the Ed & Ken on her!!!

by Arty & Tommy January 25, 2004