1 definition by ArtichokesArtichokesArtichokes
A phrase used to respond to someone making a comment that was intended to be funny, but touches on subject matter that shouldn't be joked about, usually because it was a cosmologically recent event.
person1: New evidence links the collapse of Aztec society to a deadly salmonella outbreak.
person2: Wait, Aztecs ate at Chipotle?
person1: Too soon.
person2: Wait, Aztecs ate at Chipotle?
person1: Too soon.
by ArtichokesArtichokesArtichokes February 21, 2017