Arch0wl's definitions
A place that every man or woman should go to, it will turn you into a sex god if you read enough of it. Even if you're sexually ignorant, inexperienced, good, however good you may be, it will make you better.
Tommy couldn't even get his girlfriend off and they did it once a month, then he went to clitical, and now she's screaming his name every night.
by Arch0wl December 12, 2006
Get the cliticalmug. 
Usually found in online games, especially cooperative ones. When some little 11 year old faggot thinks it's another episode of some gay anime show or something, and goes out to be a LONE MERCENARY FAGGOT but ends up getting fucked up when he leaves his group, because the sole purpose of the group was to work together to kill monsters that they couldn't normally kill anyway. People like this usually never learn, because ramboism is usually a cause of impatience. The term derives from Rambo, who was the stereotypical lone badass.
SSJ4Gogeta666 suffered from a bad case of Ramboism when his Warrior went off by himself to attack some level 26 monsters in his group that he could never kill anyway because he was level 20.
by Arch0wl December 11, 2006
Get the ramboismmug. A Nintendo gadget that lets you use the Nintendo controls with your hand motions. There's only one thing you need to know: it's bad.
by Arch0wl November 19, 2006
Get the power glovemug. The Red Savina Habanero is the hottest pepper in the world. The "naga jalokia" pepper is just a rumor, an urban myth. If you google "naga jalokia" with the quotemarks, it turns up a page SPECIFICALLY detailing how it's a hoax. Anyone that buys into this garbage is just another cause to the myth.
The red savina is the hottest. No question. The hottest technical sauce (and not capscium extract) out now is "The Source", but the hottest sauce overall is Blair's 6AM sauce.
by Arch0wl January 27, 2005
Get the habaneromug. A way of saying "shut the fuck up", instead of actually typing it. Has less meaning than actually typing "shut the fuck up", and is often said by people that are losing an argument or can't think of a comeback.
Guy A: "You just contradicted yourself. Twice."
Guy B: "faggit"
Guy A: "Yeah, that's what I thought, you can't think of anything, loser."
Guy B: "stfu"
Guy C: Just admit you lost, Guy B.
Guy B: "faggit"
Guy A: "Yeah, that's what I thought, you can't think of anything, loser."
Guy B: "stfu"
Guy C: Just admit you lost, Guy B.
by Arch0wl May 17, 2005
Get the stfumug. Something stupid shitheads do that eventually ends up in a wreck, STDs, cheating on someone, or a combination of those.
Jeff and all his friends went to a party and got drunk off their ass. As they were driving back he lost control and crashed into the railing and drove off the road and they all died. This is a true story.
Emily went to a party and some guys got her drunk. She ended up cheating on her boyfriend and dumping him the day afterwords because of how bad she felt. Based on a true story.
John went to a party and ended up doing it with three girls and getting herpes.
Emily went to a party and some guys got her drunk. She ended up cheating on her boyfriend and dumping him the day afterwords because of how bad she felt. Based on a true story.
John went to a party and ended up doing it with three girls and getting herpes.
by Arch0wl October 13, 2004
Get the partymug.