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pocky

Overrated Japanese candy for tiny Japanese appetites. These people should just get a big bar of hershey milk chocolate for a dollar, but no, because that's too easily commonly available and isn't SPECIAL and JAPANESE. The only reason they like Pocky is because it's Japanese, and they trick themselves into thinking it somehow tastes better or is superior to Hershey, even though it's not.

Most of the people who eat this stuff are fat wannabe-Japanese people (see wapanese, which applies to other races than caucasians), and the pocky does not satisfy their big American appetites, so they buy like, 5 packs of it, for 10 dollars, which is the ultimate frivolous waste of money.
Wapanese Otaku: "Oshi desu!! Pocky, how kawaii!" *throws $5 at man for 2-pack*

Other guy: *Looks on with 89 cent 2-pack of Pepero* "Idiot."

Normal person: *Looks on with a 50 cent 1.55 oz hershey bar* "You people are fucking losers."
by Arch0wl December 16, 2006
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power glove

A Nintendo gadget that lets you use the Nintendo controls with your hand motions. There's only one thing you need to know: it's bad.
I love the power glove...it's so bad.
by Arch0wl November 19, 2006
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lanked

Word for being out of it, sleepy, and a very low amount of tolerance or attention span all at once.
Dudw Im so lanked i can't tye wort a sit
by Arch0wl December 11, 2006
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ramboism

Usually found in online games, especially cooperative ones. When some little 11 year old faggot thinks it's another episode of some gay anime show or something, and goes out to be a LONE MERCENARY FAGGOT but ends up getting fucked up when he leaves his group, because the sole purpose of the group was to work together to kill monsters that they couldn't normally kill anyway. People like this usually never learn, because ramboism is usually a cause of impatience. The term derives from Rambo, who was the stereotypical lone badass.
SSJ4Gogeta666 suffered from a bad case of Ramboism when his Warrior went off by himself to attack some level 26 monsters in his group that he could never kill anyway because he was level 20.
by Arch0wl December 11, 2006
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stfu

A way of saying "shut the fuck up", instead of actually typing it. Has less meaning than actually typing "shut the fuck up", and is often said by people that are losing an argument or can't think of a comeback.
Guy A: "You just contradicted yourself. Twice."

Guy B: "faggit"

Guy A: "Yeah, that's what I thought, you can't think of anything, loser."

Guy B: "stfu"

Guy C: Just admit you lost, Guy B.
by Arch0wl May 17, 2005
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SM

Look above.
by Arch0wl December 7, 2006
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party

Something stupid shitheads do that eventually ends up in a wreck, STDs, cheating on someone, or a combination of those.
Jeff and all his friends went to a party and got drunk off their ass. As they were driving back he lost control and crashed into the railing and drove off the road and they all died. This is a true story.

Emily went to a party and some guys got her drunk. She ended up cheating on her boyfriend and dumping him the day afterwords because of how bad she felt. Based on a true story.

John went to a party and ended up doing it with three girls and getting herpes.
by Arch0wl October 13, 2004
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