Apfelstrudel's definitions

tarzan

To "do a tarzan" means to masturbate.

Damn that bitch is hot! I gotta go do a Tarzan, I can't think staight!

by Apfelstrudel August 10, 2006

fingerbang

The act of forming a gun with ones hand, with the index and sometimes also middle finger as the barrel, and pretending to shoot at someone.
Sometimes one exlaims a "BAM!" or "Bam-eti-bam!" at the same time, indicating that one has "bammed" (i.e. beated or mastered in some way" the person being fingerbanged.

Ha, I won! Bam-eti-bam! *fingerbangs*

by Apfelstrudel August 10, 2006

blowbo

A blowjob from a hobo. According to Penny Arcade, usually available outside 7-11s late at night.

Hey, homeless person! Here's five bucks for a blowbo, cm'ere!

by Apfelstrudel October 24, 2008