Apfelstrudel's definitions

towie

Same as a towel; i.e a pothead.

Also character from South Park who is a towel, and from whom the slang term is derived.

Dude you're allways high, you're such a towie.

by Apfelstrudel October 17, 2006

dia psalma

A swedish punk/metal band with folk influences that no one outside of Sweden has ever heard of, and that too few people even in Sweden know about. Which is a shame because they are one of the BEST BANDS THAT HAVE EVER WALKED THE EARTH!!

Guy1: "What are you listening to?"
Guy2: "Dia Psalma!"
Guy1: "Who?!"
*Guy2 to punches Guy1 in the face and kicks him in the balls*
Guy2: "YOU ARE NOT EVEN WORTHY TO HEAR THEIR NAME BEING MENTIONED YOU QUEERBAIT!!!"

by Apfelstrudel October 17, 2006

blowbo

A blowjob from a hobo. According to Penny Arcade, usually available outside 7-11s late at night.

Hey, homeless person! Here's five bucks for a blowbo, cm'ere!

by Apfelstrudel October 24, 2008