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Bam

Universial verb that can be used for everything, much like the word "smurf" in the Smurf universe.
For example: 'Bam it in there' instead of 'put it in there'.
'Bam it to me' instead of 'give it to me' or
'I totally bammed her last night!' instead of, well you know.

Often "being bammed" is used to mean that someone has been beaten or mastered in or at someting.

Can also be mean success, or that one has completed a task or part of a task in a satisfactory manner or that one is pleased with the way things are proceeding.

In the latter case, sometimes "z" or "zu" is put infront of it to make it sound more cool, as in "z'BAM!" or "zu'BAM!"
This is sometimes taken to the extreme with a "zu'BAM-eti-BAM!!" (in which case one often also pretends to shoot at things with ones fingers, called a fingerbang)
Ex 1) I stayed up and studied for hours last night, I'm sure I'm gonna bam that final!

Ex 2a) BAM! A+! Who tha man?

Ex 2b) I asked that cute waitress out and she said yes. Zu'Bam!

Ex 2c) Last night I had sex with her and her sister at once! Z'BAM-eti-BAM, I'm a living GOD!"
by Apfelstrudel August 10, 2006
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towel

A towel is a slag expression for a person that smokes a lot of weed and is pretty obvious about it (so people that secretly toke once in a while are not towels). Quite simply, a pothead.
Derived from South Park where one minor character who smokes a lot of weed is a sentient towel.

Sometimes towie is used instead.
McDonald's employee: "Man, we where just about to close down then a group of fucking towels came in and ordered 50 cheeseburgers..."

Man: "Dude, you're such a towel..."
Towel: "No, YOU'RE a towel..."
Man: "No, I am a respectable member of society with a steady job and a loving family. YOU'RE a towel."
Towel: "Oh..."
by Apfelstrudel October 17, 2006
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towie

Same as a towel; i.e a pothead.

Also character from South Park who is a towel, and from whom the slang term is derived.
Dude you're allways high, you're such a towie.
by Apfelstrudel October 17, 2006
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