Apfelstrudel's definitions
Playing Dungeons & Dragons or WarHammer or similar games. Does not include computer games.
Stems from the fact or prejudice (depending on who you are) that "normal" people don't play these games while nerds don't have sex, therefore retarded logic suggests that these games are the nerd equalent of sex.
Stems from the fact or prejudice (depending on who you are) that "normal" people don't play these games while nerds don't have sex, therefore retarded logic suggests that these games are the nerd equalent of sex.
I may not be having sex, but at least I'm having nerdsex!
Cool guy: "My girlfriend is so hot and puts out everynight! Unlike your geeky girl you stupid nerd!"
Nerd: "We have nerdsex, and that's way better!"
Cool guy: "My girlfriend is so hot and puts out everynight! Unlike your geeky girl you stupid nerd!"
Nerd: "We have nerdsex, and that's way better!"
by Apfelstrudel August 10, 2006
Get the nerdsexmug. Universial verb that can be used for everything, much like the word "smurf" in the Smurf universe.
For example: 'Bam it in there' instead of 'put it in there'.
'Bam it to me' instead of 'give it to me' or
'I totally bammed her last night!' instead of, well you know.
Often "being bammed" is used to mean that someone has been beaten or mastered in or at someting.
Can also be mean success, or that one has completed a task or part of a task in a satisfactory manner or that one is pleased with the way things are proceeding.
In the latter case, sometimes "z" or "zu" is put infront of it to make it sound more cool, as in "z'BAM!" or "zu'BAM!"
This is sometimes taken to the extreme with a "zu'BAM-eti-BAM!!" (in which case one often also pretends to shoot at things with ones fingers, called a fingerbang)
For example: 'Bam it in there' instead of 'put it in there'.
'Bam it to me' instead of 'give it to me' or
'I totally bammed her last night!' instead of, well you know.
Often "being bammed" is used to mean that someone has been beaten or mastered in or at someting.
Can also be mean success, or that one has completed a task or part of a task in a satisfactory manner or that one is pleased with the way things are proceeding.
In the latter case, sometimes "z" or "zu" is put infront of it to make it sound more cool, as in "z'BAM!" or "zu'BAM!"
This is sometimes taken to the extreme with a "zu'BAM-eti-BAM!!" (in which case one often also pretends to shoot at things with ones fingers, called a fingerbang)
Ex 1) I stayed up and studied for hours last night, I'm sure I'm gonna bam that final!
Ex 2a) BAM! A+! Who tha man?
Ex 2b) I asked that cute waitress out and she said yes. Zu'Bam!
Ex 2c) Last night I had sex with her and her sister at once! Z'BAM-eti-BAM, I'm a living GOD!"
Ex 2a) BAM! A+! Who tha man?
Ex 2b) I asked that cute waitress out and she said yes. Zu'Bam!
Ex 2c) Last night I had sex with her and her sister at once! Z'BAM-eti-BAM, I'm a living GOD!"
by Apfelstrudel August 10, 2006
Get the Bammug. Discussing nerdy topics just after engaging in them with the person(s) one engaged in them with, for example discussing a sci-fi movie one has just watched or a game or Warhammer 40K one has just played.
Just like regular people cuddle after sex, nerds (who traditionally don't have sex) discuss after their equalent of sex (games and sci-fi).
Just like regular people cuddle after sex, nerds (who traditionally don't have sex) discuss after their equalent of sex (games and sci-fi).
Nerd 1: "That sure was an exciting game of Warhammer! Do you wish to nerdcuddle now?"
Nerd 2: "Dude I told you to stop calling it that..."
Nerd 2: "Dude I told you to stop calling it that..."
by Apfelstrudel August 10, 2006
Get the nerdcuddlemug. Same as a towel; i.e a pothead.
Also character from South Park who is a towel, and from whom the slang term is derived.
Also character from South Park who is a towel, and from whom the slang term is derived.
by Apfelstrudel October 17, 2006
Get the towiemug. The act of forming a gun with ones hand, with the index and sometimes also middle finger as the barrel, and pretending to shoot at someone.
Sometimes one exlaims a "BAM!" or "Bam-eti-bam!" at the same time, indicating that one has "bammed" (i.e. beated or mastered in some way" the person being fingerbanged.
Sometimes one exlaims a "BAM!" or "Bam-eti-bam!" at the same time, indicating that one has "bammed" (i.e. beated or mastered in some way" the person being fingerbanged.
Ha, I won! Bam-eti-bam! *fingerbangs*
by Apfelstrudel August 10, 2006
Get the fingerbangmug. by Apfelstrudel October 24, 2008
Get the blowbomug. A swedish punk/metal band with folk influences that no one outside of Sweden has ever heard of, and that too few people even in Sweden know about. Which is a shame because they are one of the BEST BANDS THAT HAVE EVER WALKED THE EARTH!!
Guy1: "What are you listening to?"
Guy2: "Dia Psalma!"
Guy1: "Who?!"
*Guy2 to punches Guy1 in the face and kicks him in the balls*
Guy2: "YOU ARE NOT EVEN WORTHY TO HEAR THEIR NAME BEING MENTIONED YOU QUEERBAIT!!!"
Guy2: "Dia Psalma!"
Guy1: "Who?!"
*Guy2 to punches Guy1 in the face and kicks him in the balls*
Guy2: "YOU ARE NOT EVEN WORTHY TO HEAR THEIR NAME BEING MENTIONED YOU QUEERBAIT!!!"
by Apfelstrudel October 17, 2006
Get the dia psalmamug.