Apfelstrudel's definitions

fingerbang

The act of forming a gun with ones hand, with the index and sometimes also middle finger as the barrel, and pretending to shoot at someone.
Sometimes one exlaims a "BAM!" or "Bam-eti-bam!" at the same time, indicating that one has "bammed" (i.e. beated or mastered in some way" the person being fingerbanged.

Ha, I won! Bam-eti-bam! *fingerbangs*

by Apfelstrudel August 10, 2006

blowbo

A blowjob from a hobo. According to Penny Arcade, usually available outside 7-11s late at night.

Hey, homeless person! Here's five bucks for a blowbo, cm'ere!

by Apfelstrudel October 24, 2008

nerdcuddle

Discussing nerdy topics just after engaging in them with the person(s) one engaged in them with, for example discussing a sci-fi movie one has just watched or a game or Warhammer 40K one has just played.
Just like regular people cuddle after sex, nerds (who traditionally don't have sex) discuss after their equalent of sex (games and sci-fi).

Nerd 1: "That sure was an exciting game of Warhammer! Do you wish to nerdcuddle now?"
Nerd 2: "Dude I told you to stop calling it that..."

by Apfelstrudel August 10, 2006

nerdsex

Playing Dungeons & Dragons or WarHammer or similar games. Does not include computer games.
Stems from the fact or prejudice (depending on who you are) that "normal" people don't play these games while nerds don't have sex, therefore retarded logic suggests that these games are the nerd equalent of sex.

I may not be having sex, but at least I'm having nerdsex!

Cool guy: "My girlfriend is so hot and puts out everynight! Unlike your geeky girl you stupid nerd!"
Nerd: "We have nerdsex, and that's way better!"

by Apfelstrudel August 10, 2006

towel

A towel is a slag expression for a person that smokes a lot of weed and is pretty obvious about it (so people that secretly toke once in a while are not towels). Quite simply, a pothead.
Derived from South Park where one minor character who smokes a lot of weed is a sentient towel.

Sometimes towie is used instead.

McDonald's employee: "Man, we where just about to close down then a group of fucking towels came in and ordered 50 cheeseburgers..."

Man: "Dude, you're such a towel..."
Towel: "No, YOU'RE a towel..."
Man: "No, I am a respectable member of society with a steady job and a loving family. YOU'RE a towel."
Towel: "Oh..."

by Apfelstrudel October 17, 2006

towie

Same as a towel; i.e a pothead.

Also character from South Park who is a towel, and from whom the slang term is derived.

Dude you're allways high, you're such a towie.

by Apfelstrudel October 17, 2006

dia psalma

A swedish punk/metal band with folk influences that no one outside of Sweden has ever heard of, and that too few people even in Sweden know about. Which is a shame because they are one of the BEST BANDS THAT HAVE EVER WALKED THE EARTH!!

Guy1: "What are you listening to?"
Guy2: "Dia Psalma!"
Guy1: "Who?!"
*Guy2 to punches Guy1 in the face and kicks him in the balls*
Guy2: "YOU ARE NOT EVEN WORTHY TO HEAR THEIR NAME BEING MENTIONED YOU QUEERBAIT!!!"

by Apfelstrudel October 17, 2006