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(noun. coined by Antenna)
1. The rash a man gets on the sides of his schlong when a woman has pussy brillo.
2. Rash on a rod from excessive fucking.
1. The rash a man gets on the sides of his schlong when a woman has pussy brillo.
2. Rash on a rod from excessive fucking.
by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008
Get the rod rash mug.(noun) A clenched anus, or puckered starfish, but also referring to a particularly nice bottom encompassing it.
by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008
Get the puckered dumpling mug.When a woman displays exceptional skill with her beef curtains, often snailing the banister before top riding or performing spinner acts.
by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008
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1. A bent penis. Often caused by an inexperienced top-rider, but can also be caused by Peyronie's disease, Urethral stricture or Hypospadias.
2. A penis that is half-hard, otherwise called a "semi".
3. A man suffering from impedance due to physical or psychological reasons.
1. A bent penis. Often caused by an inexperienced top-rider, but can also be caused by Peyronie's disease, Urethral stricture or Hypospadias.
2. A penis that is half-hard, otherwise called a "semi".
3. A man suffering from impedance due to physical or psychological reasons.
Fav: Is Jimmy coming out tonight?
Ant: Naw, he's got a wounded Marlin.
Fav: Oh shit, what happened?
Ant: Some cheerleader NOOB was top-riding him and ganged his pork sword.
Fav: wicked bumma.
Ant: Naw, he's got a wounded Marlin.
Fav: Oh shit, what happened?
Ant: Some cheerleader NOOB was top-riding him and ganged his pork sword.
Fav: wicked bumma.
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
Get the wounded Marlin mug.When a girl saddles her beef curtains around a schlong and slides from tip to ball sac, then back again before meat handling the head and taking the high hard one all the way home.
by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008
Get the snailing the banister mug.noun
1. A man who does well with women.
2. Any sexually active man, especially one who, "rides it hard."
3. A man who will will sleep with anyone.
1. A man who does well with women.
2. Any sexually active man, especially one who, "rides it hard."
3. A man who will will sleep with anyone.
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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1. Sex on a rug, usually with extreme vigor, often resulting in carpet burns.
2. When a man thrusts into the vagina forcefully, causing a "slapping" sound; often resulting in "carpet burns" from the pubic hair, or, "carpet."
1. Sex on a rug, usually with extreme vigor, often resulting in carpet burns.
2. When a man thrusts into the vagina forcefully, causing a "slapping" sound; often resulting in "carpet burns" from the pubic hair, or, "carpet."
by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008
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