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Pulled a PJ

verb. past tense.

1. Subjecting oneself to, or engaging in an act which will end in certain injury. Intentional and/or unintentional self-infliction brought about through intoxication and/or lack of foresight.
2. A tragicomic act initially intended to bolster one's ego.
3. Any tragicomic event carried out by a drunkard.
Fav: Jimmy's in the hospital.
Ant: What happened?
Fav: Went into town last night, got drunk, tried to ride his board down Inn Street... got racked up in the fountains.
Ant: Pulled a PJ?
Fav: Exactly.
by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008
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shitty shitty bang bang

(verb) A con maneuver where a prostitute promises to fulfill your dreams, gets paid up front, then gives you a quicky and/or makes you come as fast as possible to increase the turn around time.
Origin: From, "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang", a 1968 family musical about a magical car that had the power to make dreams come true
I called the escort service with great expectations, but got a shitty shitty bang bang instead.
by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008
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dinglesoft

(coined by Antenna Wilde)

1) noun. A man who never gets laid because he's on the computer all the time.
2) noun. A software company run by dorks, ie: whale dicks, but soft whale dicks.
3) noun. A man who is a bore, a drag to be around.
4) noun. A soft whale dick.
5) noun. A man who can't get an erection. An impotent man.
George: We'll be late for the party.
Dweeb: But I have to finish configuring these equations.
George: Quick being such a dinglesoft and come on already!
by Antenna Wilde March 31, 2008
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twice baked russet

When a woman gets banged twice in the same night, usually by two different men, then hooks up with a third. The third discovers her pussy swollen and red, thus, "twice baked russet." This is often accompanied by chunk, or chives.
I had no idea I was in for a twice baked russet.
by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008
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carpet jockey

(noun) One who is adept and dynamic in the art of cunnilingus. 2. One who enjoys muff diving.
That carpet jockey was audacious; it was the most vigorous display of stag film carpet jockeying I've ever seen.
by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008
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free Willy

The taking out of one's penis. Whipping out one's dick, usually to take a piss or get a blow job.
"Pull over, I've gotta free Willy!"
or, "When she gave me that look, I knew it was time to free Willy."
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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carpet banger

noun

1. A man who does well with women.
2. Any sexually active man, especially one who, "rides it hard."
3. A man who will will sleep with anyone.
If that carpet banger so much as talks to my girlfriend, I'm knockin' him out!
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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