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1. A bent penis. Often caused by an inexperienced top-rider, but can also be caused by Peyronie's disease, Urethral stricture or Hypospadias.
2. A penis that is half-hard, otherwise called a "semi".
3. A man suffering from impedance due to physical or psychological reasons.
1. A bent penis. Often caused by an inexperienced top-rider, but can also be caused by Peyronie's disease, Urethral stricture or Hypospadias.
2. A penis that is half-hard, otherwise called a "semi".
3. A man suffering from impedance due to physical or psychological reasons.
Fav: Is Jimmy coming out tonight?
Ant: Naw, he's got a wounded Marlin.
Fav: Oh shit, what happened?
Ant: Some cheerleader NOOB was top-riding him and ganged his pork sword.
Fav: wicked bumma.
Ant: Naw, he's got a wounded Marlin.
Fav: Oh shit, what happened?
Ant: Some cheerleader NOOB was top-riding him and ganged his pork sword.
Fav: wicked bumma.
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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1. Sex on a rug, usually with extreme vigor, often resulting in carpet burns.
2. When a man thrusts into the vagina forcefully, causing a "slapping" sound; often resulting in "carpet burns" from the pubic hair, or, "carpet."
1. Sex on a rug, usually with extreme vigor, often resulting in carpet burns.
2. When a man thrusts into the vagina forcefully, causing a "slapping" sound; often resulting in "carpet burns" from the pubic hair, or, "carpet."
by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008
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1. Pussy, esp. one that hasn't been shaved. The general pubic area of a woman. See also; shag, muff, gash.
2. A woman who is "shaggable" or "shag worthy".
1. Pussy, esp. one that hasn't been shaved. The general pubic area of a woman. See also; shag, muff, gash.
2. A woman who is "shaggable" or "shag worthy".
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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1. A man who does well with women.
2. Any sexually active man, especially one who, "rides it hard."
3. A man who will will sleep with anyone.
1. A man who does well with women.
2. Any sexually active man, especially one who, "rides it hard."
3. A man who will will sleep with anyone.
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1. noun. A twisted, irregular vagina; misshapen, lopsided or irregular in general. A knotted smile.
2. adverb. A vagina betwixt.
1. noun. A twisted, irregular vagina; misshapen, lopsided or irregular in general. A knotted smile.
2. adverb. A vagina betwixt.
by Antenna Wilde April 5, 2008
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Bones: Some chicks dig a Chocolate Santa.
Bones: Some chicks dig a Chocolate Santa.
by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008
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1. Mugged by gangsters. 2. The bending, twisting or wrecking of something, usually mechanical but also relating to the body.
1. Mugged by gangsters. 2. The bending, twisting or wrecking of something, usually mechanical but also relating to the body.
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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