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Pulled a PJ

verb. past tense.

1. Subjecting oneself to, or engaging in an act which will end in certain injury. Intentional and/or unintentional self-infliction brought about through intoxication and/or lack of foresight.
2. A tragicomic act initially intended to bolster one's ego.
3. Any tragicomic event carried out by a drunkard.
Fav: Jimmy's in the hospital.
Ant: What happened?
Fav: Went into town last night, got drunk, tried to ride his board down Inn Street... got racked up in the fountains.
Ant: Pulled a PJ?
Fav: Exactly.
by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008
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wounded Marlin

noun. (coined by Antenna Wilde)

1. A bent penis. Often caused by an inexperienced top-rider, but can also be caused by Peyronie's disease, Urethral stricture or Hypospadias.

2. A penis that is half-hard, otherwise called a "semi".

3. A man suffering from impedance due to physical or psychological reasons.
Fav: Is Jimmy coming out tonight?
Ant: Naw, he's got a wounded Marlin.
Fav: Oh shit, what happened?
Ant: Some cheerleader NOOB was top-riding him and ganged his pork sword.
Fav: wicked bumma.
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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gangked

verb.

1. Mugged by gangsters. 2. The bending, twisting or wrecking of something, usually mechanical but also relating to the body.
A mechanic is wrenching an alternator, "Ah, I gangked the fuckin' bolt!"
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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knotty grin

(coined by Antenna Wilde)

1. noun. A twisted, irregular vagina; misshapen, lopsided or irregular in general. A knotted smile.

2. adverb. A vagina betwixt.
1. She spread her legs with a knotty grin.

2. Her knotty grin betwixt me.
by Antenna Wilde April 5, 2008
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foaming seabiscuit

(noun) The bubbling fuzz produced from rapid fucking. 2. A pussy that has an unusually large amount of discharge. 3. An infected vagina. 4. The froth on a horse's mouth.
A man says to his son, "When it comes to women; look before you leap. If you see a foaming seabiscuit, get the hell out of there!"
by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008
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Chocolate Santa

A black sugar daddy who woes white women by showering them with gifts.
Fav: I always see that brotha with a different white chick.
Bones: Some chicks dig a Chocolate Santa.
by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008
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rod rash

(noun. coined by Antenna)
1. The rash a man gets on the sides of his schlong when a woman has pussy brillo.

2. Rash on a rod from excessive fucking.
That broad I banged was just a quickie but her pussy brillo gave me rod rash.
by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008
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