Antenna Wilde's definitions

Down on the Muffin

Originally coined by Aerosmith, from the song, "Walk this Way" 1975.

You ain't seen nothin' till you're down on the muffin'

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

carpet banger

noun

1. A man who does well with women.
2. Any sexually active man, especially one who, "rides it hard."
3. A man who will will sleep with anyone.

If that carpet banger so much as talks to my girlfriend, I'm knockin' him out!

by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

clam stabbing

(verb) A penis thrusting into a vagina in a rapid and often vicious manner. Usually done from a standing position, or in a position where only the genitalia are in contact.

Felta and Favreau went double team clam stabbing on that switch hitting duo in da Port.

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

carpet banging

(verb)
1. Sex on a rug, usually with extreme vigor, often resulting in carpet burns.
2. When a man thrusts into the vagina forcefully, causing a "slapping" sound; often resulting in "carpet burns" from the pubic hair, or, "carpet."

There was so much carpet banging this weekend we needed Neosporin.

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

shag muffin

noun

1. Pussy, esp. one that hasn't been shaved. The general pubic area of a woman. See also; shag, muff, gash.
2. A woman who is "shaggable" or "shag worthy".

Fav: I'd go down on that shag muffin.
Ant: You would, you carpet banger!

by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

rod rash

(noun. coined by Antenna)
1. The rash a man gets on the sides of his schlong when a woman has pussy brillo.

2. Rash on a rod from excessive fucking.

That broad I banged was just a quickie but her pussy brillo gave me rod rash.

by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008

smurf muffin

(noun) (coined by Antenna Wilde)
1. A woman with a very small vagina. 2. A very small woman. 3. A very small woman with an even smaller vagina. 4. A young and promiscuous girl. 5. Possible jail bait.

I'd take smurf muffin over meat schlop any day.

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008