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1. The rash a man gets on the sides of his schlong when a woman has pussy brillo.
2. Rash on a rod from excessive fucking.
1. The rash a man gets on the sides of his schlong when a woman has pussy brillo.
2. Rash on a rod from excessive fucking.
by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008
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1. When a woman pauses mid-orgasm (usually with her mouth open) and stops gyrating.
2. A woman becomes so angry that she stops talking and takes on a look of mental instability.
1. When a woman pauses mid-orgasm (usually with her mouth open) and stops gyrating.
2. A woman becomes so angry that she stops talking and takes on a look of mental instability.
by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008
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The act of fixing a wedgie. To quickly wick the stuck part of garment from one's ass crack.
The act of fixing a wedgie. To quickly wick the stuck part of garment from one's ass crack.
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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1. A bent penis. Often caused by an inexperienced top-rider, but can also be caused by Peyronie's disease, Urethral stricture or Hypospadias.
2. A penis that is half-hard, otherwise called a "semi".
3. A man suffering from impedance due to physical or psychological reasons.
1. A bent penis. Often caused by an inexperienced top-rider, but can also be caused by Peyronie's disease, Urethral stricture or Hypospadias.
2. A penis that is half-hard, otherwise called a "semi".
3. A man suffering from impedance due to physical or psychological reasons.
Fav: Is Jimmy coming out tonight?
Ant: Naw, he's got a wounded Marlin.
Fav: Oh shit, what happened?
Ant: Some cheerleader NOOB was top-riding him and ganged his pork sword.
Fav: wicked bumma.
Ant: Naw, he's got a wounded Marlin.
Fav: Oh shit, what happened?
Ant: Some cheerleader NOOB was top-riding him and ganged his pork sword.
Fav: wicked bumma.
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
Get the wounded Marlin mug.That carpet jockey was audacious; it was the most vigorous display of stag film carpet jockeying I've ever seen.
by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008
Get the carpet jockey mug.When a woman gets banged twice in the same night, usually by two different men, then hooks up with a third. The third discovers her pussy swollen and red, thus, "twice baked russet." This is often accompanied by chunk, or chives.
by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008
Get the twice baked russet mug.When a girl saddles her beef curtains around a schlong and slides from tip to ball sac, then back again before meat handling the head and taking the high hard one all the way home.
by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008
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