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rod rash

(noun. coined by Antenna)
1. The rash a man gets on the sides of his schlong when a woman has pussy brillo.

2. Rash on a rod from excessive fucking.
That broad I banged was just a quickie but her pussy brillo gave me rod rash.
by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008
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puckered dumpling

(noun) A clenched anus, or puckered starfish, but also referring to a particularly nice bottom encompassing it.
I guess he's an ass jockey, 'cause he never sweats a fudge pickle when he sees a puckered dumpling.
by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008
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meat handling

When a woman displays exceptional skill with her beef curtains, often snailing the banister before top riding or performing spinner acts.
That was some serious meat handling!
by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008
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wounded Marlin

noun. (coined by Antenna Wilde)

1. A bent penis. Often caused by an inexperienced top-rider, but can also be caused by Peyronie's disease, Urethral stricture or Hypospadias.

2. A penis that is half-hard, otherwise called a "semi".

3. A man suffering from impedance due to physical or psychological reasons.
Fav: Is Jimmy coming out tonight?
Ant: Naw, he's got a wounded Marlin.
Fav: Oh shit, what happened?
Ant: Some cheerleader NOOB was top-riding him and ganged his pork sword.
Fav: wicked bumma.
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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snailing the banister

When a girl saddles her beef curtains around a schlong and slides from tip to ball sac, then back again before meat handling the head and taking the high hard one all the way home.
She always takes her time when she's snailing the banister.
by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008
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carpet banger

noun

1. A man who does well with women.
2. Any sexually active man, especially one who, "rides it hard."
3. A man who will will sleep with anyone.
If that carpet banger so much as talks to my girlfriend, I'm knockin' him out!
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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carpet banging

(verb)
1. Sex on a rug, usually with extreme vigor, often resulting in carpet burns.
2. When a man thrusts into the vagina forcefully, causing a "slapping" sound; often resulting in "carpet burns" from the pubic hair, or, "carpet."
There was so much carpet banging this weekend we needed Neosporin.
by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008
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