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wedgywick

verb. {wedgie} (coined by Antenna Wilde)

The act of fixing a wedgie. To quickly wick the stuck part of garment from one's ass crack.
Check out that girl... whoa! Did you see the wedgywick?
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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wackathon

A very long masturbation session, usually with more than one participant.
Those frat boys had one hell of a wackathon. The winner was Biff Henderson, who also won this year's wackoff.
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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carpet banger

noun

1. A man who does well with women.
2. Any sexually active man, especially one who, "rides it hard."
3. A man who will will sleep with anyone.
If that carpet banger so much as talks to my girlfriend, I'm knockin' him out!
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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shag muffin

noun

1. Pussy, esp. one that hasn't been shaved. The general pubic area of a woman. See also; shag, muff, gash.
2. A woman who is "shaggable" or "shag worthy".
Fav: I'd go down on that shag muffin.
Ant: You would, you carpet banger!
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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wounded Marlin

noun. (coined by Antenna Wilde)

1. A bent penis. Often caused by an inexperienced top-rider, but can also be caused by Peyronie's disease, Urethral stricture or Hypospadias.

2. A penis that is half-hard, otherwise called a "semi".

3. A man suffering from impedance due to physical or psychological reasons.
Fav: Is Jimmy coming out tonight?
Ant: Naw, he's got a wounded Marlin.
Fav: Oh shit, what happened?
Ant: Some cheerleader NOOB was top-riding him and ganged his pork sword.
Fav: wicked bumma.
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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gangked

verb.

1. Mugged by gangsters. 2. The bending, twisting or wrecking of something, usually mechanical but also relating to the body.
A mechanic is wrenching an alternator, "Ah, I gangked the fuckin' bolt!"
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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free Willy

The taking out of one's penis. Whipping out one's dick, usually to take a piss or get a blow job.
"Pull over, I've gotta free Willy!"
or, "When she gave me that look, I knew it was time to free Willy."
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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