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Neurodiversity

A movement for white people who want to be victimized like minorities. They either get diagnosed or diagnose themselves with a mental illness so that they can get attention from others and brag about how unique and quirky they think they are.
"I'm not a minority, so I diagnosed myself with autism and made a movement called neurodiversity to victimize myself! Yay, I can be a victim too now and get attention from others!"

-A "neurodivergent" person
by Anonymousmobster December 24, 2020
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Eric and Dylan

(Verb)

To cause mischeif with a friend
"Hey wanna go Eric and Dylan up my friends minecraft base?"

"Sure!"
by Anonymousmobster December 26, 2020
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Introomer

Introvert doomer

A doomer who is happy being alone
Introomer: "I don't have any friends but I do have a nice champaign for this lovely New Year's!"
by Anonymousmobster December 31, 2020
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Political Christness

The 20th century equivalent to political correctness. Think of how whitewashed and fake old movies from the 50s were. No sex, no bad talk about christianity, no drugs, no violence. It's just political correctness but for conservatives.
Conservative: "Yeah, I wanna go back to the 50s! When there was no political correctness! Welp, time to listen to my Elvis playlist!"

Some guy from the 50s with a time machine: "Hey you can't listen to that! It's satanic and pollutes your mind!"

Some other guy: "Oh boy, I haven't seen political christness before!"
by Anonymousmobster January 20, 2021
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Susan

Karen's sidekick. She's that one friend who hangs out with the local Karen.

Like Karen, she's a middle aged mom who uses facebook and likes minion memes, but typically, she's not as loud and aggressive as a Karen. Although she may still be entitled, bossy, and annoying in a more low key fashion.

Susans are much less likely to cut their hair short like what is seen with a stereotypical Karen.

When encountered on their own, Susans may nag you for whatever reason it is that bothers them, but without all the rage and energy that a Karen has.
"I was minding my own business on a bike ride when a Karen started yelling at me for using the sidewalk rather than the dangerous bike lane. The Susan with her looked at me and agreed with the Karen at a regular volume."
by Anonymousmobster January 28, 2021
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Poorgy

A social event in which a group of people go out into the woods, get naked and take a huge dump together.

Sometimes is part of an orgy and may or may not be done on drugs.
"Hey man wanna go to a poorgy with us?"

"Will that hot chick from school be there?"

"Heelll yeah boy"
by Anonymousmobster February 10, 2021
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Sportaplaneology

Sportaplaneology is the study of making memes where clips of lazytown are edited with 9/11 footage to make the illusuion that a lazytown character flew a plane or airship into the twin towers on September 11th, 2001.
"Dude look at this lazytown 9/11 meme I made"

"It appears you have mastered the art of sportaplaneology."
by Anonymousmobster February 10, 2021
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