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The signature power-up of Super Mario 64. Also one of THE BEST and most iconic items in the entire Super Mario franchise.
Unlocking the Winged Hat can be considered a rite of passage in Mario 64.
Neither F.L.U.D.D. from Super Mario Sunshine nor the propeller hat from New Super Mario Bros Wii can match the Winged Hat in terms of flying skills.
For some real flying fun, grab a Winged Hat and launch Mario out of a cannon!
Neither F.L.U.D.D. from Super Mario Sunshine nor the propeller hat from New Super Mario Bros Wii can match the Winged Hat in terms of flying skills.
For some real flying fun, grab a Winged Hat and launch Mario out of a cannon!
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel April 3, 2023
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by AnonymousProgressiveRebel August 2, 2022
Get the Molybdenum Thorium Erbium Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Erbium mug.An aggressive or dangerous driver, especially one that acts as if they own the roads and blatantly disregard traffic law. They are known for doing the following:
1. Cutting other drivers off
2. Refusing to let other cars pass them
3. Not stopping for pedestrians in crosswalks or for school buses dropping kids off
4. Not yielding to emergency vehicles
5. Carelessly parking their yuge gas guzzlers across marked lines in mall parking lots
6. Driving more than 10 miles over the posted speed limit in a thickly settled residential area, often disturbing the quiet by making their engines as loud as motorcycles
7. Trying to race across an intersection before the light turns red
8. Recklessly entering from a side street without yielding to oncoming traffic
9. Not using turn signals
10. Leaving the scene of an accident
11. Driving with a suspended license
12. Resorting to violence when the cops come after them
1. Cutting other drivers off
2. Refusing to let other cars pass them
3. Not stopping for pedestrians in crosswalks or for school buses dropping kids off
4. Not yielding to emergency vehicles
5. Carelessly parking their yuge gas guzzlers across marked lines in mall parking lots
6. Driving more than 10 miles over the posted speed limit in a thickly settled residential area, often disturbing the quiet by making their engines as loud as motorcycles
7. Trying to race across an intersection before the light turns red
8. Recklessly entering from a side street without yielding to oncoming traffic
9. Not using turn signals
10. Leaving the scene of an accident
11. Driving with a suspended license
12. Resorting to violence when the cops come after them
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel January 24, 2023
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by AnonymousProgressiveRebel October 8, 2022
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by AnonymousProgressiveRebel January 10, 2023
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You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel,
Mister Griiiiinch!
You're a really bad banana
With a greasy black peel!
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel,
Mister Griiiiinch!
You're a really bad banana
With a greasy black peel!
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel December 13, 2024
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