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soccer

oranized running
who's ready for some organized running..?
by anon. May 10, 2003
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santa clause

A man who sits in the mall and recieves lap dances from children, promising to deliver them presents in return for the favour.
"Hoe,hoe, hoe!" I hear Santa Clause calling his bitches again.
by anon. April 3, 2005
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evanesence

1. VANISH; to dissipate like vapor

2. Gothic band from Arkansas who released several songs for the "Daredevil" soundtrack. Two albums released, "Origin" and "Fallen" (2004) with Ben Moody (former guitarist, songwriter) replaced by guitarist of Cold in late 2003. Popular hits: "My Immortal", "Going Under", "Everybody's Fool", and "Bring Me to Life."
1. We will be likely to watch the evanescence of tigers for a few more years.

2. The evanescence was very rapid yesterday due to bad weather.

3. That Evanescence concert was cool and I can't wait until their next tour!
by Anon. September 8, 2004
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bang

1) To have sex with someone.
2) A loud noise.
Do not get the two confused.
1) I banged a right fit bird last night!
2) Did you hear that bang last night?
by Anon. October 3, 2003
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JonBenet

A beautiful little girl who was murdered on Christmas Day, 1996. The investigation was somewhat destroyed by tainted evidence, false allegations, and the insane media. It is still unknown who abused and murdered this innocent child.
The murder of Jonbenet Ramsey is just one of the many cases of child abuse which are never solved in this nation.
by anon. April 22, 2005
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fuckhelmet

A complete dumbass. Someone unworthy of the title retard.
<PersonA> Hey, I went to this club the other night and pulled this right stunner. It was only when we got into the back of my car for some lovin when I felt something slippy and long in 'her' panties.
<PersonB> Hahahahahahaha! Fuckhelmet!
by Anon. September 30, 2003
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middle class

Also known as the petty bourgeoisie by Marxist Definitions. Usually working professionals and often take residence in suburbia or greenbelt areas. Generally speaking, their children attend university and do well within the education system, often following in their parents footsteps to maintain some sort of professional job.

However, one must ask oneself how to define class. Perhaps financially or culturally? It has been asserted that you do not need to be restricted to relative material wealth in order to be middle-class. Rather, you can still have middle-class values. If this is true, then one can assume that there is still working-class values thus the statement that there ceased to be a working-class in the 1970's is false. Furthermore, that even if they have two cars and take several holidays a year they are still distinctly working-class. Often it has been asserted that money does not buy you class or status. Certain Neo-Marxists now assert that the working-class are transforming into a "Service Class" for the 'infomation workers'. For example, service class's may work in Supermarkets on checkouts, providing a service for people who are employed in the IT industry.

A stereotypical middle-class family might consist of two parents, married, living in detached house with two cars and a well maintained garden. Their children, both at university. They enjoy dinner parties and have many cook books and dabble in Red Wine probably far to often. This is merely a stereotype though, you'd probably be suprised how many have fairly bizarre patterns of behavior such as Swining or Heroin addiction.

See the films Blue Velvet or American Beauty for accounts of the American middle-class. Alternatively George Orwell wrote exstensively on the class system in Britain in novels such as "Down and Out in London and Paris" and "Road to Wigan Peer".
"Darling, can you please pass me the salt?"

"We're having a dinner party tonight, don't bloody forget the Red Wine again Paul!"

"George, can we jock the gimp suits tonight and get cracking with the cocaine whilst the kids are away?"
by Anon. April 4, 2005
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