Anon.'s definitions

avatar

1) A small picture beneath a persons username in posts on forums.
2) Some kind of incarnation of a god.

1) user's avatar is a piece of crap.
2) Fear the Avatar of Zeus!

by Anon. October 3, 2003

bang

1) To have sex with someone.
2) A loud noise.
Do not get the two confused.

1) I banged a right fit bird last night!
2) Did you hear that bang last night?

by Anon. October 3, 2003

JonBenet

A beautiful little girl who was murdered on Christmas Day, 1996. The investigation was somewhat destroyed by tainted evidence, false allegations, and the insane media. It is still unknown who abused and murdered this innocent child.

The murder of Jonbenet Ramsey is just one of the many cases of child abuse which are never solved in this nation.

by anon. April 22, 2005

fair-weather friend

A person that is a brilliant friend while things are going well, but when the gong gets tough, the person ups and leaves.

when I was rich, Chris was such a great friend. But when I screwed up and lost everything, I never heard from him again. Chris is such a fair-weather friend.

by Anon. October 23, 2003

Trashmo

A generally trashy person who is unclean physically and morally.

Mill Street inhabitants

by Anon. August 18, 2003

chinese burn

A basic form of causing physical pain that is usually experienced for the first time in infant school. It invloves gripping the top of somebody's forearm with both hands then rotating the hands in opposite directions, thus stretching the skin. Tolerance to this increases with age, unless a meathead tries it and mangles not only your skin, but your muscles, ligaments and bones also.

1. Aww, I let my little cousin give me a chines burn today, and I pretended it hurt me.
2. Johnny Meatface wrestled me to the ground today and give me a chinese burn. I couldn't even breathe, let alone scream.

by anon. April 14, 2005

Isle of Wight

Known by many as the Isle of Shite. "People" from this godforsaken island are seen as inbred weirdos by most. They have a cool glass making factory.

a) Welcome to the island
b) my sister is also my aunt and is married to my first cousin, and they have 6 children. If you take all their childrens body parts then you'll get 1 and a half full humans

by anon. April 26, 2004