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fuckhelmet

A complete dumbass. Someone unworthy of the title retard.
<PersonA> Hey, I went to this club the other night and pulled this right stunner. It was only when we got into the back of my car for some lovin when I felt something slippy and long in 'her' panties.
<PersonB> Hahahahahahaha! Fuckhelmet!
by Anon. September 30, 2003
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solitary confinement

1)A punishment for bad behavior in prisons. Subject is placed in a cell with no contact with other prisoners.
2) A precaution used to prevent the spread of contagious diseases. Anyone suspected of carrying a disease is placed in an isolated room with minimal direct contact with others.
See above, dumbass.
by Anon. October 1, 2003
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stonk

World War II British slang for a massed artillery bombardment on an enemy position.
5th Battery'll be stonking Jerry in the morning!
by Anon. October 1, 2003
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bang

1) To have sex with someone.
2) A loud noise.
Do not get the two confused.
1) I banged a right fit bird last night!
2) Did you hear that bang last night?
by Anon. October 3, 2003
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avatar

1) A small picture beneath a persons username in posts on forums.
2) Some kind of incarnation of a god.
1) user's avatar is a piece of crap.
2) Fear the Avatar of Zeus!
by Anon. October 3, 2003
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alden

comes from the old english <i>auld</i> meaning 'wise' and the dutch <i>denusker</i> meaning 'gaurdian.' acutally means: <i>'wise gaurdian'</i>

1) <i>noun</i>: the dnd geek's wet dream. a flirtatious blonde who is not as dumb as her hair colour might suggest. many aldens hate pop music, and enjoy theatre and english class. can be found near shakespeare.

do not freeze aldens.

2) <i>verb</i>: to befriend mortal enemies and then have to deal with the consequences of their hatred for each other. <i>also see star crossed. 'to pull an alden.'</i>

3) <i>verb</i>: to make up words at ranodm and then attempet to pass them off as real.
1) oh man, that alden is so 1337. i just love the way she rolls those twenty-sided die...

2) young jim has pulled an alden, and now needs to have two birthday parties.

3) samantha had to hide her english teacher's dictionary, as she aldened much of her term paper.
by anon. July 7, 2004
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monkeys

ooh that bitch kicked him right in tha monkeys
by anon. July 10, 2004
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