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WD40

Term of derision about a certain individual who shall remain nameless. When the subject of a social occasion or gathering is mentioned, the individual manages to come up with multiple reasons why they cannot partake. Such excuses are usually comical in nature and in most cases are the result of the limited social aspirations of said individual. The number 40 is in reference to the quantity of excuses used to weasel out of any social event.
"Not coming to the (insert name of venue here), the pizza I ate for lunch didn't agree with me."
"Not coming to the (insert name of venue here) Charmed is on TV later."
by Anon September 30, 2004
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Calvinest

A person whos' religion revolves around playing Halo all day long. Common language is usually very racist in nature. Usually one who is a Calvinest is extremely homophobic and cannot accept that video games are not real.
That dude is a Calvinest!!
by anon February 26, 2004
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telebip

by Anon July 11, 2003
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tekoki

ore tekoki hoshiin da!
by anon June 13, 2003
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poke

Nah nah people, you've got it all wrong(or maybe I have, but last time I heard this is what 'poke' or 'poking' is known as in Oceania). Poking is not having sex. It's when someone inserts their finger into a girl's pussy with a repeated thrusting motion. The girl's version of third base.
"Hey, has your bf poked you yet?"
by anon September 30, 2004
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USM

1) Acronym: Unstoppable Sex Machine. Once used by the long disbanded British act, Carter USM.

2) Ultra Sexy Matsereguru. Alias of Dung Beetle, a once active member in the South Park online community who has vanished into obscurity.
by anon August 21, 2003
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gangster shit

what happens when keeping it real goes wrong.
We can handle this like we got some class, or we can into some gangster shit.
by anon March 3, 2005
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