541 definitions by Anon
Often big-headed and obsessed with their own genitalia, lekings are in no way anything like they claim to be.
More often than not they haunt internet forums, proclaiming that they are 'teh secks' and other such egotistical comments.
Avoid at all costs, for fear of losing your self-confidance.
They are often known to have a heinous anus.
Also used as an insult to someone who thinks they are hardcore, cool or popular, but are not.
More often than not they haunt internet forums, proclaiming that they are 'teh secks' and other such egotistical comments.
Avoid at all costs, for fear of losing your self-confidance.
They are often known to have a heinous anus.
Also used as an insult to someone who thinks they are hardcore, cool or popular, but are not.
"You leking."
Leking: "I r teh secks."
Bystander: "Go home, small child."
Leking: "Admit it."
Bystander: "You have the largest ego I have ever seen. Stop invading my cleavage."
Leking: "I r teh secks."
Bystander: "Go home, small child."
Leking: "Admit it."
Bystander: "You have the largest ego I have ever seen. Stop invading my cleavage."
by Anon July 11, 2004
by Anon April 19, 2005
probably some bigot white boy couldn't deal with a kid on his street being half japanese and half white. now a generic term for someone who's half asian and half white.
a person of asian heritage gets it on with a person of english heritage. their child is a hopa. surprising example: zack morris from saved by the bell. more noticeable example: lead singer of hoobastank and keanu reeves.
by Anon July 1, 2004
ashkan shows off all the time...
He sucks his own dick...
likes to think he better than everyone else.....
He sucks his own dick...
likes to think he better than everyone else.....
by Anon October 7, 2003
by Anon September 23, 2003
The only way to be dismissed from the military is to be crazy and to ask to be dismissed. Catch-22 states that if you ask to be dismissed from the military, you are not crazy. Catch-22 meant so much more than that, it was the excuse used for every insane order that the officers would give to the troops, was used for every justification. The best definition of Catch-22 is what the old women told Yossarian when he returned to Italy to search for Nately's whore. She told him MPs had come into the whorehouse and arrested everyone, and as justification they had used Catch-22. She then said "Catch-22 means they are allowed to do anything that you can't stop them from doing." There are not 21 other catches, Catch-22 is the only catch that is ever needed.
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind... If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to.
by Anon November 5, 2004
someone with little or no accuracy with there penis, and a genetic problem cause then to ejaculate solid sploge like nuggets instead of the norm.
by Anon June 4, 2003