16 definitions by Anomaly

hotard

The state of being both a ho and a retard.

by Anomaly July 4, 2005

One who is shit-faced on cheap booze, such as Schlitz beer.

The girl at Snake and Jake's was so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool without provocation.

by Anomaly June 28, 2005

The state of being shit-faced on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Some girl at Snake's last night got so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool and spontaneously combusted.

by Anomaly July 4, 2005

Drunk on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

by Anomaly July 1, 2005

An awkward, lame beach-goer.

A poser who tries to look like he surfs or swims, yet flails around in a helpless panic when he gets in the water.

by Anomaly February 20, 2005

by Anomaly February 7, 2014

Whose that creepy guy who constantly hits on undergrads during office hours?

Oh, that's Josh, he's an ubergrad.

by Anomaly May 21, 2008