Anomaly's definitions

lexophile

A lover of cryptic words

Lexophiles do it with letters.

by Anomaly July 19, 2005

all y'all's

Southern slang for "your"

Hey kids, are these all y'all's pork rinds?

by Anomaly July 18, 2005

hotard

The state of being both a ho and a retard.

Damn, girl, you're a fucking hotard!

by Anomaly July 18, 2005

schlitz-faced

The state of being shit-faced on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Some girl at Snake's last night got so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool and spontaneously combusted.

by Anomaly July 17, 2005

schlitzed

Drunk on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Your mom and I got schlitzed last night at my place.

by Anomaly July 12, 2005

schlitz-faced

One who is shit-faced on cheap booze, such as Schlitz beer.

The girl at Snake and Jake's was so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool without provocation.

by Anomaly July 8, 2005

barney

An awkward, lame beach-goer.

A poser who tries to look like he surfs or swims, yet flails around in a helpless panic when he gets in the water.

by Anomaly February 20, 2005