Anomaly's definitions

barney

An awkward, lame beach-goer.

A poser who tries to look like he surfs or swims, yet flails around in a helpless panic when he gets in the water.

by Anomaly February 20, 2005

Dossin

1. One of the most clueless, non-smart people in the world, His unexplainable actions and obsession with running is unparalleled.

2. Penis. See Synonyms: Peter, John.

"Dossin just shit his pants"

"Just grab my Dossin once, please?"

by anomaly December 7, 2003

all y'all's

Southern slang for "your"

Hey kids, are these all y'all's pork rinds?

by Anomaly July 18, 2005

supernomaly

A word which begins as a name for a specific member of a general class of items, but which ends up signifying the entire class.

Because Xerox was the first manufacturer of photocopy machines, many people now use "Xerox" as a synonym for photocopier, thus rendering "xerox" a supernomaly.

by Anomaly September 24, 2005

schlitz-faced

One who is shit-faced on cheap booze, such as Schlitz beer.

The girl at Snake and Jake's was so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool without provocation.

by Anomaly July 8, 2005

freegift

vb.
To give someone a gift that you got for free (usually without telling them that it cost you nothing).

Ah, Nancy, you freegifted that necklace!

by Anomaly January 15, 2007

schlitzed

Drunk on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Your mom and I got schlitzed last night at my place.

by Anomaly July 12, 2005