Anomaly's definitions

hotard

The state of being both a ho and a retard.

Damn, girl, you're a fucking hotard!

by Anomaly July 18, 2005

schlitzed

Drunk on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Your mom and I got schlitzed last night at my place.

by Anomaly July 12, 2005

Dossin

1. One of the most clueless, non-smart people in the world, His unexplainable actions and obsession with running is unparalleled.

2. Penis. See Synonyms: Peter, John.

"Dossin just shit his pants"

"Just grab my Dossin once, please?"

by anomaly December 7, 2003

all y'all's

Southern slang for "your"

Hey kids, are these all y'all's pork rinds?

by Anomaly July 18, 2005

supernomaly

A word which begins as a name for a specific member of a general class of items, but which ends up signifying the entire class.

Because Xerox was the first manufacturer of photocopy machines, many people now use "Xerox" as a synonym for photocopier, thus rendering "xerox" a supernomaly.

by Anomaly September 24, 2005

schlitz-faced

One who is shit-faced on cheap booze, such as Schlitz beer.

The girl at Snake and Jake's was so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool without provocation.

by Anomaly July 8, 2005

schlitz-faced

The state of being shit-faced on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Some girl at Snake's last night got so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool and spontaneously combusted.

by Anomaly July 17, 2005