Annie's definitions

twatt

... (n.)if you don't know that a "twatt" is the proper term for vagina then what the hell is wrong with you?
(adj.)funny, disgusting, or also could be dirty/messy, something that reminds you of a vagina
(v.)to enter something into the vaginal canal; masturbation; thrusting an object in the vagina

(n.)I'm sorry guys, I have to itch my twatt.
(adj.)Her hair was twatt today.
(v.)Bill, you might not want to touch that pencil I left on your desk, I twatted it last night after you left the office.

by Annie March 1, 2005

Shmeebs

Sexy chunks of meat that we fondle to the song "Milkshake"

Bob was shacking his Shmeebs to "Milkshake."

by Annie August 26, 2004

super stoned

the state of super wastedness usually experienced after buckets

Fuck man, I wasint just stoned I was super stoned'

by Annie April 7, 2005

probe

a way of discipline

Don't do that, or I'll probe you!

by annie March 8, 2003

poopydust

I first heard this word in 1991. My friend Katie said it in seventh grade. I believe it is a euphemism for the s word (you know, 'poop') - I don't know if I'm allowed to print it here. Anyway, I think it's cute and have only heard it once since - from a co-worker named Christina who thought she made it up.

Upon realizing you don't have enough change for pop/upon realizing you set off your car alarm... "Oh poopydust!" Yeah, it's usually said alone. Giggling usually ensues.

by Annie April 15, 2004

homestarrunner

Homestarrunner is a white thing with no arms he wears a red shirt with a star on it and a hat. His girlfriend is named Marzipan. He is very crazy and stupid but hilarious. He is never mean intentionally.

by Annie July 31, 2003

splash spot

The wet spot left on a guy's clothing after some girls splash him.

When Bradley went down to the creek to smoke some weed, Cindy and her friends followed him. He came back all shaky with a big splash spot on his shirt, so I pointed at it and said, "Ooh, Bradley got splashed!" He turned bright red and we girls all had a good laugh. Poor boy! He was so embarrassed! It must have been quite a thrill, though.

by Annie April 5, 2009